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For thought.Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.comBlogger247125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-75346772106116278862017-07-24T16:55:00.000-04:002017-07-24T16:55:30.116-04:00Racing HeartMy Facebook pals know I'm embarking on an adventure that started with my apartment complex's small swimming pool. I hardly used it last year: it was out my comfort zone. But this year I find myself there doing the sidestroke, a modified backstroke, a bit of the crawl. I LOVE to swim. Except for hiking somewhere beautiful and hard, which I'm not in shape to do, it's the only physical activity that makes me believe in an endorphin rush. I seem to spend two hours there, partly to get hot enough to go in and partly to get dry enough that I won't take a nose dive when I put my flipflops back on. I've also done some stretching exercises my brother showed me and which ended up in a bloody knee and bruised bone. These improve my Achilles, which have gotten a bit tight, and my balance.<br />
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I love it so much, in fact, that I desperately want to join a gym when the pool closes. My Facebook peeps can tell you that I've had to face up to the fact that I leave my comfort zone so little that a membership would be wasted money. I had an epiphany about that, one of the easiest and hardest to put into practice: I have to leave my comfort zone -- my apartment, silence -- once a day in order to prove I'll use a gym membership.<br />
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This has had unexpected consequences. I don't quite feel like our pool is out of my comfort zone, for one. Nor is visiting my brother and sister-in-law. So what constitutes leaving comfort zone?<br />
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I'm beginning to see it's a wider variety of things besides running long put-off chores. Today I called a dear friend in Brooklyn. I'm terrible at making phone calls, but I decided it was a good time to do it. We had a lovely conversation, as though I last saw her a few days ago, and she ended the conversation by saying, "I love you."<br />
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I love you. I don't hear that nearly enough, especially with my parents dead. You could have knocked me over with a petunia.<br />
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Here's what I'm realizing about comfort zones: anything that makes one's heart race with fear, makes one's knees jello-y, makes one feel like taking a Klonopin -- going through with the moment at hand is leaving one's comfort zone. People who work at home probably don't go out every day; there are things at home that make plenty shaky. Writing my other blog or working on my novel; pitching myself for social media services; walking Daisy; having friends over; trying on clothes; taking a shower -- these all make the list at one time or another. As do making phone calls.<br />
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The third piece of this comfort zone-swimming conundrum is what swimming makes me feel like afterwards. I've just spent an hour or so gently stroking up and down the pool, losing myself in the motion, pushing my heart beat a little, leaving walking a few steps off the ground and tired from the sun and the swim. Very calm. Very aware the chlorine can screw up my hair, skin and bathing suit, which all go into the shower soon after getting home. A lot of you know showering is hard for me.<br />
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Do I ruin all that by eating a pizza? I know if I eat too many refined carbohydrates, I won't swim the next day. I'll crash and burn. I like the levitation too much to risk food. I ate badly on Saturday, when I met an old friend for lunch, and I see from my notebook that I did not swim. I napped. I missed one of our 60 days of sun and heat for the sake of a pancake.<br />
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And yes, I've started writing what I eat down, how I pushed at my boundaries, whether I swam or not. This morning I started with a sentence about why I might be in a bad mood.<br />
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It's the boundaries that matter more than what I do. I thought I'd go to the bank today but I really wasn't in the mood. And that's OK. I was much more attracted to taking stuff to the thrift store and buying smoked pork chops at the Pig Store. The Pig Store was closed, which means I won't put pork chops and collard greens in my crock pot tomorrow. I had a feeling I wouldn't get around to chopping vegetables, either. That left me without enough salad makings if I didn't go to the store.<br />
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I'm just saying, our best laid plans for boundaries are subject to other people's rules, but those rules forced me to go get a basket of fruit and vegetables so that I won't miss pool time tomorrow.<br />
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This morning I read an article called "<a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/healthy-living/boring-self-care-hannah-daisy-instagram-health-wellbeing-a7741656.html" target="_blank">Why we need to celebrate small acts of 'boring self-care</a>'." It was written by a woman who had suffered from unspecified mental illness and endometriosis. Small tasks -- making the bed, doing the dishes or laundry -- were so hard for her that she's launched a #BoringSelfCare that's now all over <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BoringSelfCare?src=hash" target="_blank">Twitter</a> and, I believe (the website isn't coming up for me for some reason, Instagram where she may post her illustrations of her small (to the world) achievements. I like what people say on Twitter a lot. They're another form of kin. There needs to be a movement that recognizes that semi-agoraphobes, socially anxious, Klonopin-sucking folks exist and contribute and grow.<br />
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I hope I'm growing a teeny bit these days.<br />
<br />Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-35240225778368132842017-05-14T16:11:00.001-04:002017-05-14T16:11:45.235-04:00Letter to My Mother on Mother's DayDear Mom:<br />
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For most of my life, you have been or would be proud of me. You didn't always understand what I was doing, but you were proud nonetheless. I had forward motion.<br />
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For the last few months I haven't had the forward motion. I don't think you'd be entirely proud of me right now. I'm stuck, Mom. Hitting 60 has been a horrible billboard that I have played grasshopper rather than ant. I have a lot of junk to show for it but no retirement plan & unsure even if my taxes have included social security. I'm scared, Mom. I had parents who were mostly there to pick me up from a bad fall but no one, now, to help me into old age. I am struggling with a decision that I will try to support myself until 78 (I gave myself three more years, which is a relief), then pack up everything & take a long chemical ride home to you & Daddy.<br />
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If there is a home to go to. I doubt it, but I want it very, very badly. I want to see you & Dad, Uncle Norbie, Uncle Connie & Aunt Claire. I want to tell Dick I forgive him. I want to lie down in the grass with all our youthful dogs and roll around in a crowd of tongues.<br />
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I, who cannot use the phone, called Tom this morning. His voice, Mom -- it was like being home. I'm not sure what prompted me to do it. Maybe Mother's Day. We both need a mom on Mother's Day. It was a good chat. I told him about my 18-year-plan & he was appalled. But I don't think he would really want an old me on his hands.<br />
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It's hard living under a death sentence. It makes living impossible for me.<br />
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And yet, of course, I do live. I'm abstinent in my fashion. This could lead to weight loss, perish the thought (perish me). I planted a half dozen iris last fall & am amazed that at least two of them have the slender, arrowhead buds that will take another few weeks to bloom. I didn't plant two of them correctly. They need deeper pots. One didn't make it. But I did it. I planted iris, our favorite flower, & I didn't fail even if I didn't quite succeed.<br />
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Brenda, you'll be happy to know, was able to did up bulbs at the Lake, so the legacy lives on: Chicago to Ashland to Portland to Missoula to Flathead. I wonder if our poppies are still blooming.<br />
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You would hate what the world has come to, Mom. We have a president who laughs about grabbing pussies, who abides by no laws, who has made jeering at people & Kentucky Fried Chicken and steak with ketchup socially acceptable. His supporters are just plain icky. I feel like the last person in America who knows how to set a dinner table and make conversation, although I avoid the latter as much as possible. Thank you for civilizing us, Mom. I had the family over not so long ago & was staggered when I cleaned up. Only Jim & I had used our napkins. Only three of us had used dinner forks. I know Jim doesn't think it's important but you put him on automatic pilot. It helps our solidarity,<br />
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You & Daddy would laugh that Jim, Brenda & I are planning to <i>travel</i> together. Jim & I: can you see what that would have been like 20 years ago? We want to take a short trip this summer & a trip to someplace tropical where your water babies can do what we do best: swim & eat cookies. Jim asked what I wanted for my birthday in December & it struck me on the way home what I wanted: time with him. I want to rent a boat & drive fast around the Lake to our old haunts & swim at Bird Island & have ham sandwiches & chocolate chip cookies, the quintessential Flathead lunch for kids who'd been in the sun & water so long that we.they were shaking with hunger. It's hard to find time with Jim, especially in the summer. His bio-sister has now bought a house next to her cousin so I'm gonna have to lay the guilt on to get my day. It's time to spread the other half of your & Dad's ashes, so maybe I can add that to my arsenal as well.<br />
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Since Jim got his bio siblings, I had my DNA tested this winter. At 60 I wanted to know. You'll be happy: I came out almost half German, half Dutch. I like the Dutch part but not so happy about the German. There's a snick of Irish in there but not as much as I thought or Dad once told me.<br />
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Daisy will be 14 in July -- can you believe that? I have a picture of you holding her at four weeks when you picked her out of the litter. "She's the calm one," you said. <br />
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Hahahahahahahaha! No one is scared of her any more. Partly that's because we're back in gun-&-Lab country, but how dangerous could this white faced, gamy-legged creature be? Fourteen is beating the odds & I feel very much like Daisy & I are walking down a long dark set of stairs now. I don't know when they'll end, but they are the last stairs she'll walk. I told Tom that the pre-grief is the worst of it & he agreed. When the Time comes, it will be for Daisy's sake. She has no idea that the weakness in her back legs & her long, long naps are harbingers, although I think she's aware that not being able to jump in the car or, sometimes, on my bed are...strange. She is used to doing these things. Why can't she now? I'm anxious about swimming season.<br />
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I don't think a day goes by that I don't cry about it. Lately, I've cried every day missing you & Dad. I often wake up thinking I'm my Martha's Court bedroom & that you'll be there when I get up, probably nagging about something or being insultingly sunny. It's very brief but very real, especially after another stormy night of anti-depressant-fueled dreams that are always about people who hurt me. <br />
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It's no wonder napping is my favorite activity. I dream less.<br />
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Everything is up in the air -- no, that's not right. It's like the world, my friends, the family are all twirling plates, busy twirling. I'm standing among them stock-still. No motion, no direction, watching my and Daisy's life spin themselves out on some Fate's spindle. This conversation is about the most active thing I've done in months. I don't know how to live, Mom. Right now I don't even know if I want to except that I'm paralyzed by 78, by time ticking 18 years away with nothing to show for it. <br />
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What are you telling me that I can't hear? Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-41050520171108224832017-02-24T17:12:00.002-05:002017-02-24T17:12:15.965-05:00Letter to a Critically Ill Friend Who Has No Fight LeftDear M:<br />
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I don't know, quite, how you are physically feeling. I say "quite" because I've had excruciating but brief experiences with ventilators for surgery, and long and worse experiences with nasal-gastric tubes after surgery. I know what it is to keep on only because of my dog. I know a little about wanting to die but my body itself has never taken me to that brink.<br />
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That is a betrayal indeed. It's bad enough that mood disorders threaten the ice we skate on, but to have one's body, in the prime of life, exhaust itself and one's spirits, is beyond understanding.<br />
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You say you have no will to fight after this intensive bout of a week. You're allowed that statement and that feeling. You're physically and spiritually exhausted -- or perhaps bankrupt is a better word. At a negative balance. No one but you can state your feelings in this critical time.<br />
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But here is what I would say in a poem if I had the calm and wherewith all to write a poem:<br />
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There is a murre squawking over the division of the remains of a perch. The murre is drab under the tarnished sky; the perch is the color of sand. The tide is rising and the murre, arguing with a plover, will have to win or lose this argument quickly or the perch will be submerged & sucked back to see.<br />
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You are on a rock, watching this. Behind you, on the hill leading to the car park, sheep sorrel is in pathetic bloom but there are wild roses enough to think of coming back to pick the hips for jelly, for tea. The roses are massy and cheerful beyond countenance, but you will stop on your climb back up the asphalt path to study them, then to study one. <br />
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It is a pale, pale pink, almost white; a clean bell to crawl into but for the shaggy gold stamen that promises everything and wants only one: the pollen of another wild rose. You will wonder if it's doomed to wither unfertilized or if bees have been ineluctably drawn to that fat wreath of pollen and the nearly invisible stigma where its life might begin another season.<br />
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It is windy. It's always windy on the Cape.<br />
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But it hasn't rained.<br />
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There are other visitors here: locals out for a stroll, a very few tourists narrating their iPhone videos. "This is the dramatic scenery of Cape..." And his wife fills in, "...Kiwanda" to finish the panoramic shot. <br />
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They haven't read, or haven't understood that what lies before them shouldn't exist. Only Haystack Rock, stern and dark as a priest in the confessional, keeps the storms from gobbling the beach and the soft stone around you. It's big, Haystack. But big enough to preserve the place you sit since Mesolithic times?<br />
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I tell you now, here, that is when sheep were domesticated, and goats. The ice was receding from Sweden and Denmark, making way for pastry and Hans Christian Anderson. Jericho was thriving. The Sahara was as wet and fertile as the Rogue Valley.<br />
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I'm a handy one at quick research and a pocketful of unrelated facts.<br />
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But imagine: trading deer meat for two sheep. The warmth, the softening of the lanolin in a hardscrabble life. Practicing the trombone in the rock tower soldier's keep in Jericho.<br />
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Every epoch has its new pleasures and discoveries and unwitting consequences.<br />
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Which is why you will study the pink-fading-to-white rose: are there bees enough to have made love to this particular, unremarkable rose that only you will know with such intimacy that you will never forget it?<br />
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Somethings are beyond the camera lens. Beyond words. This is communion. It will become a part of you. It will grow in you, It will die with you. You are its witness even though its purpose is only to receive the pollen of the last rose visited. In this, the rose is at odds with itself: the survival of color and perfume, the survival of having been scrutinized among all its sisters, loved so well for a few moments that it will stain your eyelids as you fall asleep tonight,<br />
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This is a true story that hasn't been lived yet.<br />
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You will leave knowing the murre has eaten, that drab holds wild roses, wild thoughts, the wilderness of you.Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-60038854886647446702017-01-22T18:21:00.000-05:002017-01-22T18:21:46.281-05:00ListsSo my upstairs neighbor is screaming obscenities about shutting the fuck up, possibly to <i>his</i> upstairs neighbors, changing my mind about which list to start first.<br />
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I wanted to start with <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHVarQbNAwU" target="_blank">my favorite things</a> -- I've been so wrapped up in politics that I want to remind myself of the good & the silly -- but X Man upstairs ruined that moment for the moment. So here is<br />
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<b>Things I Hate</b><br />
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<li>Neighbors screaming.</li>
<li>Awful music pouring out of cars.</li>
<li>People posting their agenda on my Facebook wall.</li>
<li>The woman on Twitter who says American women's rights are luxury problems (which is why women in so many Third World countries marched yesterday: ever hear of the slippery slope???)</li>
<li>Worrying about money.</li>
<li>Worrying about friends too far away to help gracefully.</li>
<li>Not having my friends all in one place.</li>
<li>Myself, when I'm not careful about food.</li>
<li>The repeating cast of characters in my dreams. I think they come back because I actually suffer some PTSD around them.</li>
<li>Wondering why I had two bosses I loathed & whether they were crazy or I was.</li>
<li>Children bouncing on ceilings.</li>
<li>Being left out of things that are important to me.</li>
<li>Introversion. Depression. Agoraphobia. For anyone who suffers from them.</li>
<li>The salt tracked into my apartment over the winter months.</li>
<li>Inertia.</li>
<li>Fear of writing.</li>
<li>The noise of jet skis, snow mobiles, four-wheelers.</li>
<li>Not being able to talk to my father.</li>
<li>Stains.</li>
<li>January.</li>
<li>How often I have to clean the bathroom.</li>
<li>Reaching out to someone to repair a friendship, thinking we have done so only to never hear from the person again.</li>
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<b>Silly Things That Make Me Laugh</b></div>
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<li>My underwear drawer. My brother busts his gut when I talk about what I've recently added to it. Today there is an empty, open bottle of almond extract, left-over grated orange rind & a coffee bag in it, Jim. I smell like a fucking Christmas cookie.</li>
<li>Daisy rolling in the grass.</li>
<li>Wondering every time a bell fell off my Christmas tree if an angel had died.</li>
<li>How songs transmogrify in my head. "I Have Confidence," from <i>The Sound of Music</i>, is really easy to turn into a song of sadism when it's on your brain for 16 hours.</li>
<li>The recent of a weary business man reading the newspaper on a subway platform. Below him is a weary business rat reading the newspaper on the little shelf just above the tracks.</li>
<li>The scene in <i>Patton</i> when the general turns to his bull terrier & says, "You're not William. You're Willie."</li>
<li>I had a double-header of Christmas awe & shock last month. I gave my secret shoe whore nephew a pair of Ralph Lauren blue suede bucks with lime green soles. He was over the moon for them in absolute surprise. My other nephew, who is an out-of-the-closet shoe whore, was flabbergasted. We didn't know whose face to watch.</li>
<li>Taking lint out of the dryer.</li>
<li>Cartoons & pictures by & about introverts. Yesterday a woman carried a sign saying, "Even introverts march."</li>
<li>My love of polishing silver.</li>
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<b>My Favorite Things</b></div>
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<li>The Alaskan socks that couldn't fit in ANY boot that my father gave me. I can walk outside in these suckers & they don't itch. Must be full of seal lanolin or something. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<li>My apartment. It's still so novel it's like playing house.</li>
<li>Taking pictures. I'm lonely for taking pictures.</li>
<li>Le Pens.</li>
<li>The reader who responded to my Christmas post yesterday (who inspired me to write a new post, although I decided to avoid politics) saying she had mascara running down her face.</li>
<li>When Daisy lays down with me and flops her head on my thigh.</li>
<li>Being butt-to-butt with Daisy.</li>
<li>The 9-month-old black Mastiff, Cora, who barks for me every time she walks by my apartment.</li>
<li>Being asked out to lunch.</li>
<li>Certain recipes that are a lot of chopping but are healthy & amazing. Always worth the effort I don't want to put into them.</li>
<li>Starting to read a book & knowing it's THE book.</li>
<li>The book conversation I had on Facebook last night,</li>
<li>Bach.</li>
<li>Roku.</li>
<li>Being clean. Clean sheets. A clean kitchen. Note to self: Should do that more often.</li>
<li>Planning & giving dinner parties.</li>
<li>Getting a new piece of one of the three china sets I own, or a new crystal glass/goblet (My china matches, my crystal doesn't. I like it that way.)</li>
<li>My friend Tom.</li>
<li>My friends F, C, K, E, C, S, L, S, A, G, A, S. D. D features highly on the list. We get it.</li>
<li>Bill Maher.</li>
<li>Online jigsaw puzzles.</li>
<li>The bulbs I tossed in glasses of water that are now in bloom.</li>
<li>Sofa pillows.</li>
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<b>This Week's Bucket List (Gulp!)</b></div>
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<li>Groceries, green & clean.</li>
<li>Go to Radius & get painting.</li>
<li>Recycling.</li>
<li>Try once again to choose photos for bathroom.</li>
<li>Dry cleaning.</li>
<li>Gas up car.</li>
<li>Deal with health insurance.</li>
<li>Call shrink.</li>
<li>Try once again to get stains out of various things.</li>
<li>Write blog for <i>Psychology Today</i>.</li>
<li>Get some art supplies for spice jars & garden tins.</li>
<li>Send paperwork for my brother's military records.</li>
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<b>The Bucket List I <i>Should</i> Be Paying Attention to:</b></div>
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<li>Preamble or first chapter or whatever you want to call it of the novel I need to write.</li>
<li>Put shims under my filing cabinet & put files in.</li>
<li>Sort receipts for taxes.</li>
<li>Start short story I have in mind. I wonder if I could write two stories a month & sell them for, say, $2.00 to interested parties? I don't think I'm young or good enough any more to find paying lit mags that would accept my junk.</li>
<li>Gather & approach possible clients.</li>
<li>What I eat.</li>
<li>Reading the <span style="font-family: inherit;">Mahabharata.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">Reading <i>Middlemarch</i>.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">Editing partial memoir manuscript.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">Walking. Walking Daisy.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">Get help with laptop. Get help hanging what-not shelves. Get help assembling cube thingy.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">Get help.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">Write & ask for return of my share of the china a former friend & I were collecting.</span></li>
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<b>Things That Weird Me Out:</b></div>
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<li>Taking the National Geographic DNA test & finding out I'm half German, half Dutch. I don't mind the Dutch part but the German -- ? So common, for one thing. So...culpable. So Not Irish, so Not Polish.</li>
<li>My brother's bio-relatives. I think he likes them more than me. He knows more about himself than I can.</li>
<li>Daisy is 13-and-a-half.</li>
<li>How the dishwasher kind of collects dirt so that I have to clean what I wash AND clean the dish washer.</li>
<li>Killing my chives because they got flattened when I watered them. Buck up, kids!</li>
<li>How much I care about What Happened in November.</li>
<li>How tired I get after a social encounter. It took me three weeks to get over Christmas -- & I'm <i>German</i>, for God's sake.</li>
<li>Not being able to find words. I needed the word "filibuster" last night in order to have an amazing conversation with myself. It came to me this morning.</li>
<li>Mushrooms. Sardines. Anchovies. Fish with tentacles people expect me to eat.</li>
<li>Being single.</li>
<li>Once they were my best friends but we lost touch...</li>
<li>Getting obsessed.</li>
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<li>Barely middle class.</li>
<li>Jealous.</li>
<li>Angry at myself. Angry at not doing, accomplishing as much as I should have in 60 years.</li>
<li>Scared & mournful about Daisy.</li>
<li>Scared of writing.</li>
<li>Scared of leaving the house.</li>
<li>Scared of asking for help.</li>
<li>Scared of my moods. Scared a mood will grow like a fungus & the next thing will be punching myself in the face.</li>
<li>Snacky at night,</li>
<li>Exercise-hating.</li>
<li>Needy.</li>
<li>Obsessed with failure.</li>
<li>Stuck in Montana for the foreseeable future.</li>
<li>Expecting thanks & praise.</li>
<li>Insecure about whether my family & friends really like me or just feel sorry for me.</li>
<li>A procrastinator.</li>
<li>Self-absorbed.</li>
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So there you have it. No mascara damage I think & at least I did this, today, when the sky & the ground are exactly the same colors.</div>
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Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-44121450959767022952016-12-20T13:07:00.002-05:002016-12-20T13:07:29.457-05:00Christmas Letter, 2016<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I never do this. It's against my principals. Christmas is Victorian in origin and should remain that way, including paper cards, with stamps, with a short note. I get bogged down trying to read the annual Christmas letters that come my way, partly because they're so grateful and partly because they read like a slide show: we did this and then we did this, and then this happened...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Oh, yeah. I forgot about the "we" thing. "We," in this blog, is Daisy and me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Still, I haven't written Christmas cards in two years and my handwriting isn't up to what it was after the 40th time I've said something. So here goes.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In October, 2014, I decided to move from Brooklyn Heights and my dark, dusty apartment, back to my hometown of Missoula. Actually, I'd been waiting for years to move in with a friend in Seattle and raise ducks and maybe a monkey, but I almost never heard from him any more, I was done with New York, my father was weakening and my sister-in-law finally blurted out, "Just come home. You can wait for the Mr. Seattle here as easily as in New York and in more comfort."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So I went back to Brooklyn, packed up 4200 books and Brenda and Kimberly -- my sister-in-law and youngest niece -- flew out to help with the last packing and drive me and Daisy home. It was Kimberly's first trip to New York. I got the best seats I could for <i>Cabaret</i>, which Alan Cumming was reprising, took them through Little Italy and Chinatown, and then pretty much left them to do their thing while I tied up loose ends.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We took the scenic route home, mostly to avoid the November weather due to hit the Great Lakes but I finally got to see Lansing, PA, and listen to school kids scold my sister-in-law as she took pictures of them. Since they were unhappy about that, and it's really not OK to do it, I took pictures of their laundry hanging out to dry. So Brenda has kids happily playing and I have photos of their knickers.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We landed in Missoula and I waited for a good used car to become available. I began to develop crippling social anxiety and mild agoraphobia as I lived in the basement of Jim's house. I was hoping to move into a cottage which was at the end of a domino chain that didn't happen and in June my father died.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dark, dark days. Jim, Brenda and my shrink decided I should continue living with them until after the memorial in September.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It was a solemn occasion because Dad had a military interment. He was a retired colonel so an officer of equal or greater rank was not hanging around wondering when the next old geezer would die. I asked an acquaintance from high school, a recently retired Army general, if she would come out to present the flag. She didn't hesitate to help out and it meant a great deal to me that she was there. She presented the flag to Jim, who then turned, went down on his knees and presented it to me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Our friend and former pastor gave a knock-out eulogy that started with, "Whenever I talked to Leonard, I felt like I should go home and read a book." He went on to discuss Daddy and their long friendship and then his wife (this is part of the group at the "alternative Catholic community" in Missoula which I call "Our Lady of Off-Off Broadway) read the time to dance/time to mourn section of Ecclesiastes. Jim and I took Dad on his last walk to his niche which is engraved with "Learn, love, laugh," and tucked him safely in. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Then we all had enormous swigs of Bushmills.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The next night we had a party. Jim and Brenda thought I was nuts for renting a karaoke, but you don't know what laughter is until my two nephews sing, pitch-perfect, one in falsetto, the other in a forced baritone, "The Music of the Night." We danced, we sang, we ate hors d'ouerves, My nephew- in-law mimed cool jazz piano playing until we nearly passed out and it all ended with my youngest nephew Satchmo-ing Dad's favorite song, "What a Wonderful World."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dad had an honorary chair with his favorite baseball cap on it: "Whatever." It was cathartic. gave new meaning to Ecclesiastes literal meaning. It was as much about having the whole family together for the first time in years as it was about grieving with laughter.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Soon after I began looking for an apartment. September is a dismal time to look for a place to live so I decided to rent in a complex that's on the pricey side but has "amenities" (Work-out room, pool, club house.) It's like playing house for me: a garbage disposal! A washer & dryer! A patio! I use the "master en suite" (I watch too much HGTV) as my office so I have lots of light and all my books together. I fell in love with having plants on the patio and now have seedlings I'm growing in those clear plastic clam shells that pastries (shhhh'hhh) & pre-cut fruit come in. The chives are growing like mad. & friends from New York so sympathized with my mourning over the last of the flowers that they sent me a hibiscus tree.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I also potted iris and just before the snows came in earnest, made condominiums of boxes filled with straw, dead leaves, and paper and put them in my OUTSIDE STORAGE UNIT. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I'm playing house, you see.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I was a busy girl going through boxes that came from New York, Arizona, Missoula storage and Oregon. There were moments of tears in the unpacking -- finding that my mother had packed up her big jewelry box that Dad brought back from R&R in Japan during the Korean War & finding my own smaller version he'd gotten in case he ever had a daughter. There were other such moments. I'd gotten pictures on the walls when it was time to put up my first very own full-size Christmas tree. I gave a lot of ornaments away, things I felt Mom and Dad would approve of going to more appreciative homes. And I gave a lot of other treasures away -- Southwestern pottery which I have no taste for but was treasured by a friend, 1960s sterling serving ware to my 1960s architecture & design-obsessed nephew, ornate beer steins my connoisseur-nephew found fascinating. It felt good to see these things go to the right homes.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But January of this year issued in a new project that hit me like a jackhammer: going through (and I'm not kidding here) boxes of photos and family papers dating back to the 1860s, and a history going back another 230 years. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I'd been impatient with my grandmother when she died. I was absorbed in myself and my life in New York when my grandfather and aunts and uncles died. All the missed opportunities to talk to them on top of Dad's death and the side of Mom I appreciated most, the collector of china and student of dinner parties and a comfortable home, was too much. I plunged into a 6-week depression that was the worst in 30 years. I cried. I slept. I punched myself in the face, My sister-in-law sailed in to make sure I got my meds & saw my shrinks because I couldn't leave the house. At one point I was down to instant potatoes for food.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I snapped out of it in a sweat of anxiety when I realized by license plate tabs had to be renewed & I had one day left. It was March 31st, a preternaturally spring day. I put on a silk sari skirt & sweater & went downtown, stumbling from place to place before I found the right office. I was shaking & dry-mouthed but I was legal & I'd done it myself. I began to get better,</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It was also around that time that my friend in Seattle began to get interested in living together. I didn't and don't feel the timing was right. I can't put Daisy through another move. I have a novel that's writing itself in my stomach. I really hadn't, in the weird limbo of staying with Jim for a year & then going through the massive task of moving, begun to get to know Missoula or even, except for a dinner party I gave & which everyone loved, reconnected with old friends. I needed to give Missoula a year of not being agoraphobic & that was the least of my reasons for not wanting to move so soon.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We began talking about property in the Bitterroot or up the Flathead or in Missoula. We Zilllowed Spokane. In late July I went out for a needed vacation & we laughed & laughed -- but the pressure was on. He was extending his teeny house. Spaces were referred to as mine. I repeated my reasons for not relocating 500 miles and we had a pleasant time in which I saw close-up some things that would bother me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I also got to see four of my seven cousins, the children of my father's youngest brother. It will be one of the highlights of my year. I had missed the funerals of their parents, both of whom I was quite close to. These are women I have aspired to be like, envied for being "real" Kuffels (all blond, all dimpled, all with the musical Kuffel laugh -- traits that my other set of cousins share exactly). But that day when we were all staring at our 60s, the old shyness and need to over-exert dropped away. One cousin said, as soon as we sat down, "So tell us about the Kuffels" -- I have the genealogy another cousin did that dates us to Napoleonic times in the Polish diaspora of Lvov and Prussia -- and my first question was, "How many times a day do you almost call your dad to ask a question?" We all laughed at that, and I laughed when another cousin turned to me and said in a low voice, "Is there a Twelve Step program for china?" I have three sets. I understand. I went home and boxed up our grandmother's crystal for her. It was heaven. I've been hinting in Christmas cards that we should all run away for a Girls' Thing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I was sad, too, to be asked about my middle uncle and his four daughters. They remember meeting them once -- and I remember that meeting like glass wind chimes, all those musical laughs going up and down a middle register that never hits an annoying whinny of giggling. There was a disruption between the two families that was partially corrected when my uncles got together, but never a mending, never the chance for those eleven wonderful people to get to know each other. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">And I was happy that my uncle had told my cousins how my father helped out the family while my uncle was in medical school. I was even more pleased that they didn't know that when my uncle was in practice, he offered to pay for my father to take any residency he wanted. It was a moment in which a story was completed, showing a kind of fraternal humility that made me, for one, understand better the family culture our fathers had. I wished my other cousins would have been there to hear those stories of sacrifice and help that were bone-deep appreciated between the three and not just the two brothers.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ten months after the Great Depression and five months after that lunch I can be weepy and grateful and a little wiser but it somehow doesn't plunge me into a terrible day of regret. I feel like I got to see my aunt and uncle through my cousins and that they, my aunt and uncle, understood why I wasn't there to say goodbye at the right time.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Goodbyes abounded this year: coming to terms with Daddy's death, feeling my mother as I transform her things into mine, Daisy's five-month battle with terrible bladder infections that started with a careless veterinarian and almost killed her, and then vistibule which looks terrifyingly like a stroke and that made it impossible for her to roll in the grass, let alone pee without falling over. Twice in four months I thought Jim was taking me to the 24-hour emergency clinic (a Missoula amenity that does NOT need quotation marks: they see the sickest animals and have to be at the top of their game) to have her put down. A year after my father died, I didn't know how I would survive it.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">She's much better now, although at 13, she's a much weaker swimmer, has no interest in -- gasp! -- playing fetch (and everyone in New York knows how astonishing that is), and has a permanently slightly cocked head that makes her look like she's perpetually considering and judging the situation.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I'm grateful every time she eats and every time she hops into bed with me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The last goodbye might be a real and living one. Finally, my friend in Seattle got it that I'm not packing up and moving. I feel horribly that he had to come to grips with this on his own and after so many cloud dreams of his own. That landing in reality, taking place as I begin to get to know people and hang out with old friends who are genuinely happy I'm back, was a hard smack and no bounce. He's cut me out of his life and I've lost a good friend. I had responded that we're family -- I'd come out for Easter and he'd come out here for the Fourth of July, that my not moving to Seattle wasn't in the least personal except that there are deeply personal things I need to do in Missoula. This, alas, did not get through.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Part of me wants to write a really nasty letter but the bigger part of me knows that the friendship had changed inexorably, that it was predicated on co-habitation and not on mutual delight. I am trying not to ascribe blame in these statements. What I can say, at the recently ripe age of 60, is that there is no such thing as a best friend in my life. I have an oldest friend to whom I can say anything. I have a second oldest friend, ditto. I have a friend I was in love with and could be if I let myself that I fancy with via pretty constant email. But I can't say any of these really wonderful people are my Best Friend.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Which is good, albeit dateless on Saturday nights. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I named this blog for a Joni Mitchell song about waiting for The One to come as promised. This morning I'm thinking of another lyric from the same album:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbNRvrnNDw" target="_blank">Everything comes and goes</a></span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">Marked by lovers and styles of clothes</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">Things that you held high</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">And told yourself were true</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">Lost or changing as the days come down to you</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ah, but what is found! My brother and I are friends for the first time in our lives. I want to wiggle out of my skin when my nieces and nephews get together. I think of that lunch with my cousins every day with delight and love. My sister-in-law and I have become very close, although no longer living there can impose a distance on us that we really shouldn't indulge in.</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The new year? I expect to be jailed for using my First Amendment rights the Great Pumpkin is intently eroding. I hope to get this novel under my belt. I can't wait to start eating an entirely healthy diet again. I want to become more myself, and become more so I can give it away and not feel empty after. I want to put reindeer horns on a bouncy Daisy next Christmas. And I want everyone who reads this to know I love you, love you for reading it, love you for being you, love you for having been there when the chips were down, love you through blood and honey.</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Merry Christmas. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Let me know what you want for your new year.</span>Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-48297796451579252492016-06-23T17:07:00.000-04:002016-06-23T17:07:46.075-04:00The Curse of the Strawberry MoonLast night was my and my brother Jim's second visit to the Emergency Animal Clinic this month, this time at 1 a.m. Daisy had been playful and enjoying life all day but started whimpering around 10. I thought she had to go out. I thought her staggering was the urgency of needing to go out. After she did her business, however, she kept staggering on the trajectory of "out". I went after her with cookies but immediately realized something was terribly wrong. She could barely walk, had no sense of direction and fell down in our 20-yard odyssey back to our own patio. I called my brother because I can't lift her into my high-slung Ford Escape and told him Daisy had had a stroke and I needed help.<br />
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He was here in 20 minutes and we bundled her off.<br />
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Turns out she's having a vestibular episode, which old dogs are prone to. The very kind vet explained this as I sat on the floor with Daisy in my lap (she adores her Uncle Jimmie, but when times are tough she <i>needs</i> her Mama). Vestibular disorder affects the inner ear so the animal (including humans) have horrible vertigo, explaining why she threw up on the way back from her business walk earlier. It passes within two weeks. He gave her a shot to settle her stomach and another, at my request, to sedate her because she was panting and shaking so much. We went home and Jim settled her into her bed and warned me she was out but a wreck. She was: sleeping but still shaking. Twenty minutes later, the full effect of the sedative had taken over and the shaking passed. She looked like a stuffed animal.<br />
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She had seemed better at the vet's but this morning's walk was careening, she didn't want water and later came into my room and wanted to get in bed with me. I hauled her up, slid way down and whenever she whimpered, I'd wake enough to scratch her butt, which soothed her into calm something.<br />
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I just lifted her off the bed because I didn't want her to fall off in the quest of finding me. She's in her bed in my office, limp as vermicelli. It pains me to watch her walk a bit, then come to a standstill, tilted to the right, unable to make her body do what she wants. She's probably more embarrassed and scared than she is in pain.<br />
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Luckily we only have to get through seven more days of this wretched month.<br />
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A recap:<br />
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Memorial Day: Home alone with a big resentment on my chest, Daisy begins to experience rolling shivers. It's not right. She's been diagnosed with failing kidneys, put on a kibble she hates, has to go out multiple times a night and now this awful shivering. I think she is dying. I call my brother. If I have to put her down, I need my big brother. The wonderful Emergency Animal Clinic does tests that should have been done by her regular clinic and announces her kidneys are fine but that she has a roaring bladder infection. He puts her on antibiotics and pain meds for the sore back he's also found and we switch vets the next day. <br />
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June 2: Daisy iss been improving. We are coming from a walk and I see we can't go inside from the patio because the sprinklers are on. Then I notice a loud buzzing that, yes, is coming from our apartment complex and then the wail of fire engines. I carabiner Daisy to a railing and go inside -- an alarm that could shatter all my crystal is going off and water is pouring into my apartment. The upstairs neighbors sprinkler system had gone off and that sprinkler was water sluicing from their window and deck. The firemen are right behind me and snatch up my computer components and carry it into the living room and tarp everything they can. <br />
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Daisy and I are homeless. We head to Jim's while they dry the apartment with enormous hot fans for four days and stay on because I can't move with so much recently behind me. Also, Daisy loves rolling in their grass. <br />
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June 3: Jim calls me early in the morning to tell me Daisy can't walk. He'd coaxed her out to pee that morning from the basement door and, fuck it all, gave her an ibuprofin for the pain, which I approve of even if we shouldn't give her Motrin. When I go upstairs, she's gimpy and tender but mobile. We see her new vet that day and he goes after her pains and problems aggressively, taking x-rays that show no masses & no arthritis, doubling down on antibiotics and on pain meds. I want to marry him. <br />
She starts feeling better immediately, is eager to eat the new kibble they've prescribed and is thrilled to go swimming at Flathead, screaming for me to throw the stick.<br />
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(Daisy does NOT believe I can swim. As soon as I get up to my crotch in the freezing water, she keeps coming after me to do what I call Tunnels of Love, in this case swimming through my legs and circling back to do it again. She is herding me to shore. It's hilarious. I am disappointed that I don't take the plunge. As a kid, no matter what the weather, we were in the water on Memorial Day weekend and it's a week later & I'm too much of a weenie to go all the way in. I am old.)<br />
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June 7: Daisy and I move home. Dust everywhere. Shattered glass from a picture knocked down in a bathroom, shelves moved from the hall into the living room, the hutch moved into the living room, my computer on the table in the living room. A load of laundry forgotten in the washer for a week to re-wash. No towels. Can't log in on my lap top because the router is in the living room. For insurance purposes, I need receipts for everything so after a visit to Best Buy to make sure my tower/hard drive are OK, I book the Geek Squad to come in and reconnect all the rest of my lap top in case parts of it were drowned -- the tower was farthest from the stream three feet away. Everything checks out and they even bundle all the cables so that they aren't tripping me when I stand up.<br />
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Can they fold fitted sheets too? If so, I want to marry them.<br />
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The apartment complex sends in guys to move the heavy furniture back into place. Later they come in to replace a bunch of light bulbs the Great Deluge ruined as well as a socket plate the huge fans yanked from the walls. I clean and mourn my periwinkle pansies that have died. Daisy and I settle in and she lays in the sun while I combine what plants survived into two pots. This working with flowers feels...affirming. <br />
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On Saturday, the 18th, my sister-in-law celebrates her one-year anniversary for heart valve replacement by climbing the M, a gleaming white M on a barren mountain above the University of Montana. Everyone in the family except me (I spent the afternoon making the coconut cake she wants to end the day on) joins her. My niece comes back to their house with their new dog, a five-ish-month-old what looks to be an English spaniel. My niece lost her beloved dog last year and is having some buyer's remorse over the puppy. He's all over Daisy, who in her uninterested dotage and former role as dog boarder, permits anything another dog throws at her. She considers this one of her jobs, along with keeping me from drowning, running after thrown objects and rolling in the grass. </div>
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This encourages the pup to try out fancier moves, such as humping. I had just warned my niece that his squatting days wouldn't last forever and that, even though she was sure neutering would take care of it, he'd get into humping at some point. Whereupon he began humping Daisy madly. I made the mistake of cheering him on and got into trouble with everyone.</div>
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(Both male and female dogs hump. Daisy humped Boomer and Hero whenever she could, as well as the odd fireman and a friend of mine she was clearly in love with. I walked a dog who hated everyone except his owners, groomer, Daisy and Hero. He LOVED me, and would attach himself to my leg as soon as I walked in the door. The same with Grace, my best friends' Lab puppy. She clamped on to me like a vise and left claw marks and dirt on my legs after. It was an act of love and delight. Dogs hump for reasons of which sexuality is the least. Mostly it's a way of getting the humpee's attention, an invitation to play. </div>
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Chatting with my sister-in-law today, I realized two things about all this dogginess. My niece had gotten her Dog of all Dogs when Dog was a year or so old. She hasn't done puppy. When Daisy was a very young puppy, she was vicious. It really wasn't until she got into the dog run in Brooklyn and played, got nibbled, gotten in trouble and made friends that she calmed down enough t risk petting her. One of her first friends, older than she, humped her regularly, a sign, I think, of ownership since we were at her apartment and throwing her toys for Daisy. But there was also a big white Lab in the dog run that Daisy humped so much that we wept with laughter. Little Daisy began at his butt and humped all the way up to his head. Then she'd turn around and hump him all the way from his head to his butt. Again and again. He knew this was puppy stuff and let her.</div>
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Beloved niece's Dog of all Dogs had a terrible and lingering death. Beloved me had a puppy with a terrible and lingering puppyhood. Now I'm experiencing the beginnings of what Beloved Niece went through and I'm not good at it. It makes my hysterical. As a confirmed pessimist, each visit to the Emergency Clinic has been, I believed and will believe, Daisy's last car ride.</div>
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It also occurred to me that my father experienced very little of the degradations of dying. Losing his sight could have been one but he forged on with what vision he had left, his books on tape, his music and his incredible memory. He died of an aneurysm, immediate and painless. What other failing of old age, my brother dealt with. My brother found him dead (on June 26th, just to round out this <i>mense horribilis</i>) and that has been very hard on him. </div>
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Daisy is my turn, challenging my mindset, my patience, my experience. I'm so glad, in retrospect, that Dad made me put my dog, a black Lab named Jan who was dying of kidney failure, down by myself when I was 18. I remind myself I've done this before and survived it. This series of crises and recoveries is what I owe her and owe my brother for taking care of Dad, and Dad, whose decline last year I squirreled up & hid from as much as I could.</div>
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The Strawberry moon has swelled and diminished in the last three weeks. It's payback time for me, to the cycles of life and the lives I didn't, perhaps, honor as much as I should have. </div>
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<br />Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-2211595049249701032016-05-08T13:37:00.003-04:002016-05-08T13:37:48.200-04:00Letter to My Mother on Mother's DayDear Mom:<br />
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Is there a heaven? Are you with Daddy now? Have you come together as lovers again or as the sometimes-adversarial roommates of my most conscious years? Yes, I figured that out. For whatever reason, you pretty much left marriage -- although not the money, not the security -- as you took each step further in. <br />
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You didn't want to be Mrs. Lieutenant Kuffel and then you began, as I left toddlerhood, around the time everyone at St. Pat's knew you had cancer before you did, to really loathe being Mrs. Doctor Kuffel. I saw the gleam in your eye when Dad lost his sight and you finally had the power in the marriage, at least insofar as being the sole means of transportation was power. You never really understood that Daddy lived on his own planet and was serene there with his Ellington and Chopin, fights and football, history and science. It drove you crazy, that serenity and noise, but you didn't understand that as much as he missed driving and other stuff, he was untouchable.<br />
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And yet you loved each other. <br />
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When Aunt Claire died, I described heaven to Colleen as a nightclub with red pleather banquettes. That's where she reunited with Uncle Connie. In that deep gravelly voice I love so much, Colleen said, "He was mixing martinis while he waited for her."<br />
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A comforting, pretty scene. Was there such a one for you and Dad? Was he mixing you a Manhattan? Were you restored to your best youth so that after that drink and a smooch, you could fling yourselves into "Elmer's Tune"? <br />
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What the fuck happens when you die, Mom? I need to know, even though Frank, in his eulogy for Dad, said his spirit had joined the stars, that we had to let go to let that fully happen. Those words brought me the first peace I felt after Daddy died and they're appropriate to Dad, aren't they? He'd like whizzing around the star nurseries and undiscovered galaxies. You? Not so much. I want to know where you went, where Frank would have consigned you in his eulogy. You were Frank's tool at St. Anthony's and Christ the King; that's what he focused on. But I have to ask: is that all you were, a sideman to Vatican II? Or did you have galactic clouds of your own to fly up to? <br />
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That's what's on my mind this Mother's Day, a year since I've written you, a year since I've blogged here.<br />
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I can feel you in a new way, living with your treasures. Thank you for packing up your jewelry box for me -- I sobbed when I parted the packing in that box and discovered it. Thank you for remembering the cherub candle sticks. I used them on the Christmas table with sprigs of pine and small white and red carnations. Jim remembered them as well.<br />
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I have felt you the last couple of days as switching out winter for summer clothes turned into cleaning the big closet in my office, throwing things away, packing up Grandma's crystal for Kaylie or bagging things for my favorite charity shop. You approved heartily and kind of kept me going because it was such a Mom task. <br />
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I have a little more to do but am ready to move on to the next projects I need to finish before I try to start writing my novel. If there are any plots hanging around where you are, could you send me one? I'll think of you as I write a version of Dick and the women in his life. He loved you as much as he could but he was pissed off that you added Jim and me to your love.<br />
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And that's one thing that Jim and I, at least, never doubted amidst your abandonment of the marriage, We knew you loved us, and that you loved us for what and who we were. You weren't disappointed in the whole of us, although I'm sure my smoking disappointed you and maybe my weight gain. Thank you from all of us who so tangibly felt your love -- Jim, Lisa, Tom, Michele, Jerilyn, Patrice, Rob. Lisa always says you were the only person who had unconditional love.<br />
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Oh, you'd adore Rob! He has inherited so much of his taste from you!<br />
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And Kaylie is graduating with her Master's Degree next Sunday. Lisa and Dustin have moved to Big Fork, so they're theoretically nearby, although we haven't seen each other since Dad's memorial.<br />
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I think you wouldn't have understood parts of the memorial but you would have loved seeing all of us together, eating, laughing, drinking, singing, dancing and loving each other. Only Jennifer was missing among the grandchildren, but that will have to wait for the novel I'm asking you to find a plot for.<br />
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Daisy will be 13 in two months. She's starting to age now and has kidney failure we can control with kibble. Jim thinks she has a year left. I know he's right but Mom -- I can't lose her. There will be no memorial for her, no eulogy, and yet she has shared 90 percent of my life and been the one I came home to from the other ten. No one else I've hacked and cried over while writing this had Daisy's claim for Being There.<br />
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I'll try to visit Lisa this summer, Mom. She took good care of your treasures and she's a good egg. I'm trying to pass on some of the family stories and I'll try to be better at that. When I was organizing photos, I marveled over the pictures of you with Jim and Dick as babies and little boys. It was good for Jim to see those pictures and all the mother's day cards he made and you saved.<br />
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Funny: I haven't asked where Dick is. I don't feel at like doing so either. This has nothing to do with hell: I just lack curiosity. Or maybe it's that I lack missing the comfort and the ease and having things in common.<br />
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Speaking of which, I've been filling out the other two sets of china -- Grandma Kuffel's and the tea set I bought in London. You'd get a kick out of that, I think. You'd definitely have my apartment sorted out down to the last picture hook. You'd drive me bonkers but I'd love you for it, and love you for looking around and saying, "It's very you, Francie. Very homey. Very pretty."<br />
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And I think those things are the only things I've ever wanted.<br />
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Love,<br />
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Francie<br />
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Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-69809209559221721712015-05-10T11:02:00.000-04:002015-05-10T11:02:07.821-04:00Letter to My Mother on Mother's DayHey, Mom --<br />
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A lot is going on here and I miss you terribly in the turmoil of it all. I've moved back to Missoula and Mother's Day is sweet with the mountains still green, the black-eyed Susans on the slopes and the smell of lilacs light in the early morning air. I haven't seen this Montana in 30 years -- the hills are brown when I come in August and wild flowers out only in places like Glacier.<br />
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I've been here six months, staying with Jim, if you can believe it. We haven't fought once, which is even more unbelievable. He's been unfailingly kind, if a little hyper, and I've done my best to be cheerful and helpful or to hide when my mood turns south.<br />
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Almost the whole family is here for Mother's Day -- Lisa is in Oregon but they're moving back to Kalispell this summer and then the circle will be pretty much complete. Little Sophie is in third grade and Anna -- did you meet Anna? -- is a very shy pre-schooler. Michael and Leeanne moved to Spokane and all the Spokane kids came over to see Kimmie's play. Kim tells me that every time she goes on stage she channels you. I thought you'd like that.<br />
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I'm moving into a tiny cottage in about six weeks and oh, I wish you were here to supervise! Will I find just the right pink for the kitchen and lavender for the living room without you? I've bought a couch, Mom -- my first real one that Daisy will refuse to let me nap on. I'll be gathering my stuff from the four corners and will have your/my bedroom furniture back. You'd like this little house: it's very 30s, and so much of what I've inherited covers that period. I want to mount your toy stove in the kitchen and I will be putting up photos of you and Dad over the fireplace in the living room. All my dour great- aunts and uncles, the entire 23 of them! You'd enjoy this move, Mom. I think of you every time I buy something. And you'd laugh at my mania to re-collect things from my childhood that got broken or went astray in the moves. I actually bought a piece of carnival glass although the bowl you had was much bigger and more useful. I'm going to see if I can get my part of the Azalea china Grandma Kuffel had which a friend and I have collected. It would look swell in the kitchen. I'll have to put a table cloth on the table to use the Spode.<br />
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You can see I'm planning dinner parties right and left. That's your presence in me as well.<br />
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Dad is getting frail but is in good spirits. Last night was the annual Western Montana Retired Officers' Club dinner. Only five World War II vets left and I cried when they gathered to have their picture taken. It was the day after VE Day and Dad was telling us about free drinks at the Officer's Club in San Francisco. Jim found it hard to believe how even more ecstatic VJ Day was, how relieved you and Dad were that the Homeland Invasion was off. Jim had never heard to story of you and Dad renting a room from the colonel and the colonel's wife expectation that you would clean for her. It explained a lot to him about your dislike of the military, although you always seemed to enjoy the perks a great deal.<br />
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I was Dad's date and Jim and Brenda came as well. <br />
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Seeing the men of Dad's age barely able to stand and hold a limp salute was a solemn sadness to us -- my eyes are pricking as I write this -- but he was terribly glad to be there, with us, and to see one or two of your remaining friends who I made sure came over and sat with him for a few minutes. <br />
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All three of us pitched in to be ears, eyes and stability for him. He's already set the date for next year.<br />
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He misses you, Mom.<br />
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Daisy's showing her age, too. She'll be 14 this summer, can you believe it? She's still active although she can't jump the way she could a year ago. I like it that she is still at a learning curve at her age. She has learned who Auntie Brenda and Uncle Jimmie is (she outright adores Jim!), and I taught her to stay in the unfenced back yard. I don't know how I did that but I don't know how I taught her anything. She's smart on her own.<br />
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You'd had laughed to see her facing down two deer one evening. She kept advancing, slowly, barking, while one of the deer pawed the ground like a bull. Finally the deer decided the noise was too much and ran off. We call her the Deer Stalker and Brenda's plants are thriving with absence of ruminants invading the lilies.<br />
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Next spring I'll find a black bitch to join her. The cottage has much more light than the Bat Cave had and I'll be able to read that little monkey face's mischief. No dog can replace Daisy but I do love a black Lab.<br />
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It felt funny being Dad's date, Mom. I put on an underwire bra, Spanx and make-up, but I'm ashamed of the weight. I hope you would be proud of me despite the weight gain, and I hope you would have been proud of us last night. I made sure it was OK for Jimmie to get in on the photograph of all the Vietnam vets -- it's the 50-year anniversary of the start of that war -- even though it was an officer's club meeting. He felt chagrined that I did it but Brenda walked him over. We're as proud of his sergeant's stripes as we are of Dad's bird and I'm glad we forced him into it. <br />
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I have a new psychiatrist and she changed my meds up. It's a huge help.<br />
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That's about it, Mom. I want you to know how much you're on my mind and how much you would love this tender time of year and the 16 people flowing in and out of Jim's house this weekend. I know you'd be buried in paint chips and helping Kimmie plan this doily hanging we have in mind. Daisy misses your pocket full of cookies.<br />
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Oh -- I bought a car, Mom! And a washer and dryer.<br />
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I'm trying to grow up.<br />
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Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-25312033753736669672015-04-25T12:45:00.003-04:002015-04-25T12:46:46.882-04:00Waiting...It's a very appropriate title, Car on the Hill, because I've been in a state of waiting -- for a car, finally achieved -- since August. That was when I knew my move back to Missoula was coming within the year. In October I knew it was coming in a month. By the time I got here I was waiting to pay off debts, get said car (an `09 Ford Escape), settle into my social media work. Then I fell off my Prozac and went into a deep tearful frightened place and waited to get an appointment with a psychopharmicologist. Then I waited to see what the Effexor she weaned me onto would do. Now I'm waiting to move.<br />
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I've kept up with the social media accounts although one is winding down and I'm now on the hunt for two more (I have experience in weight loss, mind/body connection, military affairs, New Age stuff, addiction for authors but I'm a curious girl and could totally get into a Civil War book or thriving antique shop). I've put out the first feelers -- this is another but will stop here -- and am trying to get it together to put out more.<br />
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And there's the rub.<br />
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Let's talk about Effexor first.<br />
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It's gotten the Black Dog off of my chest. I'm on the starting dose and will probably add more as time goes on (we're seeing each other once a month, my new prescriber and I) and after some weeks of stabilizing I'm much more driven, more balanced when faced with implied criticism, more cheerful. I'm on the verge of wanting to do things I haven't wanted to do in a long, long time -- see friends from Missoula I've barely been in touch with, write, dig into research. I'm on the verge but not there.<br />
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This blog is an attempt to get there, to care about my own doing life rather than my paid passive life, to speak out about myself. I don't know if this push is something "I" am solely in charge of, or whether I need to increase the Effexor dose, or whether it's going to happen when I finally move in about two months. <br />
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I've done two Frances Has Entered the Building things so far -- bought furniture and do-dads for the little 1930s cottage I'm moving into, and begun to tweet and do Pinterest in the hopes of catching two new clients. But spending money is too easy and scary. While I've bought a great table, mismatched chairs, a sofa and love seat, a washer and dryer (!), and a hutch that will all honor the era of my coming cottage, I've also bought depression glass, odd dolls, and summer clothes because I have no idea where mine are in my storage unit that's bulging at the seams. Buying is fun and it's gotten me out of the house but it's not, in the end, active.<br />
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I've had to put the rosary book on hold because so many books are packed, although I have located the one church in Missoula that says a daily rosary. In the meantime, I've had an idea for a novel whose research I've mostly done -- it took a day -- and I could write quickly if I don't get neurotic about it.<br />
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Given that I haven't blogged since January, what are the chances I'll take this steady, sane approach to a comic, soft novel? But writing is the biggest doing-thing in my life and I want to be doing it. So far I have a vague idea of plot, 1 1/2 names. You see I couldn't do more because I had taxes to finish. Then I had a manuscript to finish editing. Then I had some ghost writing I'd put off. Then I had to take a short break from everybody else's business and ended up packing up stuff I don't need (cut glass and a rabbit doll) and then creating eBay listings for my family. I haven't bathed, I'm in the same pajamas I wore to bed on Thursday night, I don't remember if I brushed my teeth yesterday and suddenly it looks like a really good idea to reorganize my bookmarks.<br />
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Sigh.<br />
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Do men do this? finish some looming work projects and then look for other people's work to do instead of attending to some allowable selfishness?<br />
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The difference between now and a month ago is that I'd have been in bed burying my ennui instead of writing about it. I hope that in six weeks (I'm going to Oregon to take care of a niece after surgery in a month), I'll take a shower to curb my ennui and then call a friend. Or write two pages.<br />
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It's been a fascinating experience to live with my brother and sister-in-law for going on six months now while we've all waited for so many things to fall into place. I haven't been around people like this since spending a few weeks with my parents years ago -- and they didn't expect much of me. My brother and I have had a contentious relationship but I've come to realize, if not always calmly accept, that much of his critical and bossy attitude that we've fought over for 50 years is a kind of speed dial for him. He gets a thing in his mind and it joins the 44 other things on his mind and it all comes spewing out in one big sometimes repetitive rush. I felt nagged for a while then began to see that something like joining the Y had as much weight as how his hamstring is feeling. That's been an enlightenment.<br />
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Sometimes, too, I see him get an insight into me. We were watching a mama deer with her adolescent young-uns across the street. She was cudding away but the kids were playing -- none of us had ever seen deer play. They were jumping straight up and twirling in the air, charging at each other and otherwise acting very puppy-like. Once Mom looked up and joined in, then went back to her grass. I narrated her attitude: "Norman, behave yourself or there'll be no rosebush for dessert tonight. And Heidi, I want to see you acting more lady-like."<br />
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"'Heidi'??" Jim said, laughing. "Where do you <em>get</em> that stuff?"<br />
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I shrugged. It's that thing in my brain that I like quite a lot about myself -- verbal whimsy, I guess. When I meet someone with whimsy, I am besotted.<br />
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For the first time since I was in grade school, then, my brother and I are friends. And I've been friends with my sister-in-law for some time but we're now partners in crime, both of us ready to drive off to the Bitterroot and take pictures or pour over Craig's List.<br />
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It's also a busy way to live. There is always a birthday to celebrate, a play to go to, a family member needing attention. I've never seen so much cake.<br />
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My coming cottage is small. It has a largish living living room, a kitchen out of the `30s, and a tiny oblong bedroom that used to be a porch. There is a basement with one finished Bat Room and after struggling over it I decided it would be my office. I'll be too late to plant much from seed but it has a rock planter and I'll strip it and fill it with pansies.<br />
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I am waiting to give my first dinner party. It fills me like a craving for cake, this dinner party. It's months away -- months of finishing with furniture, painting, unpacking and more cut glass (two bids on eBay this morning).<br />
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And so I wait. I'm waiting for checks, one of them a big piece of change that would see me through lean times when I could come up with another half a name and a shower. I'm waiting for the lilacs to burst through their fat buds, for the river to be low enough for Daisy to swim in, for next March when I think I'll get a black Lab puppy; I'm waiting to be me while I'm entirely grateful not to be smothered under the Black Dog and to have ideas and ambitions rather than retreating to bed.<br />
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And writing this blog?<br />
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It didn't hurt a bit.Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-60392956758579916332015-01-03T19:09:00.000-05:002015-01-03T19:10:19.992-05:00Moving: One Step ForwardI'm OK, first of all. Thanks for so many queries asking if I'm still alive. I don't know if I know how to write any more, but I'm willing to test the waters here.<br />
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I've moved, if anyone doesn't know that, from Brooklyn back to my hometown, Missoula, Montana. The return of the native has become the native is restless. I'm without a car or a place of my own, living in my brother's basement (still has more light that the Bat Cave), & finding out why moving is considered one the three most stressful life changes. <br />
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Who am I going to be? I began to wonder as I packed up boxes of books and clothes and silliness in October. I won't be walking dogs -- can I scrap the stained clothes I used? I began to do that, along with scrapping almost anything I couldn't see using or wanting. But what would I be? Who would I hang out with? Where would I go?<br />
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Idiot me: I thought I'd find out & I haven't, much. The Holidays are a terrible time to answer those questions because the wheres are fancy & the whos are not dependable when the calendar changes. So far, my crappy dog clothes, those that weren't hopelessly awful, have been fine, although today I took my father to breakfast so I'm wearing jeans & a bra & my hair is still down & I still have earrings in.<br />
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This week I hit critical mass in the cha-cha of moving. The IRS and I had agreed I would pay by check in December. We discussed this twice. I wrote a check. The IRS deducted its amount from my bank -- my New York bank which I was about to close out because there isn't a branch to be found for 200 miles. Overdraft & stop payment fees I can't afford hoved into my checkbook. I called the IRS to discuss all this...&, after an hour of trying to get through, their computers were down. <br />
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Really? So does that mean everyone owing them money on January 2, 2015, gets a day's grace?<br />
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Somehow I doubt it.<br />
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All of this was preoccupying me while I tried to be a nice person waiting out agendas on my brother's home front so I could pick up the car I'd rented for a few days, then driving said car on ice after many years of not driving on ice, going to a Zoo Town Lit New Year's Eve & being asked questions like, "How come you weren't at X party?" & wondering if that was an answer to the question of who I'll hang out with (not some of the people you love) & realizing how <em>hungry</em> I am for the right writer friends to talk to. But, uh, will I?<br />
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I'm reading William Manchester's Winston Churchill biography, Vol. 1, & am reminded of what it's like to make one's way in Society. Once upon a time, I had a small niche of my own in Missoula -- Zoo Town -- Society. No longer. All I can do is show up when invited, follow up on what bait I've thrown out & try to decide if I want to be in Society.<br />
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It would be nice if this involved a long white train, ostrich feathers & curtsying to the Queen.<br />
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God. It almost does. Ouch.<br />
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Oh, dear. What have I done? I can't even walk down the street for cigarettes, yogurt & kibble.<br />
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Although the kibble is half as expensive here & cigarettes $5 less.<br />
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The good thing about all that was complaining to my father. My father as you may remember always told us kids that if we wanted sympathy, we'd find it between shit & syphilis in the dictionary, so I was wary of blabbing out all my financial, family & social woes. Amazingly, he understood. He actually did. He GOT it. I felt heard after many weeks of trying & probably failing to be mute while I smiled.<br />
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It's all temporary but it's been a longish temporary that included a vicious stomach bug & a Holiday season in which I was too broke to buy all my family gifts. Today I finally mailed the keys back to my landlord in New Jersey...although the postage machine didn't dispense the postage until I paid twice.<br />
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You see what I mean?Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-23247598642728543032014-08-09T15:30:00.000-04:002014-08-09T15:31:26.690-04:00Spitting AngryI believe that the family member trying to keep an eye on her business has both our interests at heart and I'm sorry that she's caught in a mangle of unrealistic expectations on the one hand, and my orthodoxy regarding the original agreement on the other.<br />
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But I just came back from walking Daisy after spending five and a half hours tracking down every glimmer of interest in one of my social media client's book and making a list, nearly comprehensive, of the websites I use as sources for my work for her. Last night I spent 90 minutes explaining what and I why I do what I do. I don't know how many times I've run through that litany but I do know that, in the nearly three months I've been charging her for the four and a half months I've been working for her, this is the fourth time she has wanted to renegotiate the fee I put in the work to earn.<br />
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And I know very well that she expects the same work for half the money.<br />
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I'm leaving for Montana on Wednesday. I need to do laundry. I have no food in the house and I have prescriptions to pick up. I have other media clients and my own sorely neglected social media and writing to attend to. There is some cleaning I want done in the Bat Cave. I'd like to pay a credit card and figure out my trip to the Festival of the Book in Missoula in October but I can't because I don't know how much money I'll make this month, or won't until tonight or tomorrow. I'm pissed as hell and I ache. I'm hungry and don't want to go to the market. I want to hide but I want a friend. I want to spit and hiss. <br />
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I ache from sitting still in front of emails, Hoot Suite, book marks for so long. I know I have done a good job and I know I can't make a best seller on Instagram or Twitter or Facebook. If I could, I would have done it for myself. I have been honest about that since we met in March. I have told her that my job is to get the word out and fashion a persona. I have offered to do more but have not had cooperation. When she has asked me to do more and I've double-checked my information, I've been met with sarcasm.<br />
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But I need this money.<br />
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And this client wants to write like me.<br />
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That's a very poisonous basis for any relationship.<br />
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I haven't worked for The Man since I was a literary agent. I don't count adjunct teaching as working for The Man because aside from some simple rules, I was free to do what I wanted. I've now been doing social media for 19 months and until this, it's been amiable and smooth sailing. I'm learning how to speak up for myself when I'm asked too much or blamed without information, but this has been with someone rational. I feel like I'm back in the literary trenches again, working against someone determined at once to like me and demonize my professional performance.<br />
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With each re-negotiation except for one, I've kept a cool head, not giving into tears or sarcasm or anger. I've stuck to my original thesis: let's make this book earn out so you can capitalize on it. I send daily updates of my work. I forward important possible opportunities. I'm stolid and steady.<br />
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But I gotta tell you, peeps: I'm fucking miserable here! Everything I do for this client is fraught with whether it's good enough, whether she'll like me that day or ignore me or deride me. I would KILL for the income to get out of this goddammed situation. I would love to tell her I was quitting -- and in language that would make Freud blush.<br />
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One of the things I hate most in life is justifying myself. It sounds shrill and pathetic in my ears. It makes me question myself, immediately handing over power to my inquisitor. I end up being the whipping girl and I feel like I'm walking on March ice.<br />
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When I picked up Daisy, the other dog waiting for us began to screech. I call him Kreacher because he's like Sirius Black's house elf who was so foul to people. He's actually a fabulous dog, part Chihuahua and suffering from Little Man complex. Some guy across the street yelled down from his window to make the dog shut up.<br />
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HE is the one I'd like to go after, since I have to swallow my fear and singled-out-ness on the other front. If I could have gotten a look at him -- if he'd leaned out his window and made himself known -- I'd have yelled back, "Dogs bark. I don't like it either but I can't stop it. Do you scream at babies crying or kids throwing tantrums? I'll bet not. So take it. It's life, you jerk. Live with it."<br />
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But the ass didn't make himself visible. He made himself another voice in my head saying, "You don't do it good enough."<br />
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And I'm sick of that voice. I'm sick of the fact that I've done what I can do to explain myself AGAIN to people who really only want a miracle of book sales and not one word else. I'm sick of absorbing it all as being a fault of character or intelligence. I'm sick of people deciding I've represented myself as a king maker when to know me is to know that's about the last thing I would claim.<br />
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And I can't teach anyone to write like me. Who'd want to? I don't make much money. The people I went to graduate school with will probably be in English classes in 2114. Anyone who doesn't like me, REALLY hates me because I expose too much. I am doomed to misunderstanding.<br />
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What I have going for me is a talent for similes, humor, being unafraid to hang it on the line. I get fired for writing blogs like this but sometimes the bullshit reaches critical mass and I don't have anyone to turn to today and be consoled (let alone fed mild amounts of alcohol) by. I can't teach that. To be in proximity of someone who thinks they can get it from me feels like one of those vampires who doesn't go in for the final kill.<br />
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As if a fifth round of financial recompense didn't already feel like that.<br />
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I think I'll go query the doorman across the street to find out who the dog sniper is.<br />
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I hope my client doesn't find this post.Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-61145837722805482272014-07-19T13:44:00.002-04:002014-07-19T13:46:21.481-04:00Weird SaturdayIt's gray outside. It's cool but not cool enough to turn off my rattling air conditioner that keeps Daisy from hiding in the bathroom on the cool tile. Everything feels off today. Was it because I woke up a couple of hours later than usual, after a dinner party in some friends' garden? Because I didn't take anything to sleep, making me vaguely anxious on a day when I have few obligations to the world? Long dreams?<br />
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I don't know. It's after 1 and it could be ten in the morning or six at night. I did my first, essential rounds of social media for the day and I don't think it should have taken three hours -- but I wasn't hacking around. If felt very slow motion. Lots of looking and not finding, but the looking is essential.<br />
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Or is it that I waited forever for Deborah Harkness to finish the All Souls Trinity and it was mind candy I haven't had in a long time? The problem with the last two books, <em>Shadow of Night</em> and <em>The Book of Life</em>, seems to me a fear of getting going that makes the first two-thirds of each book a lot of scene changing but little tension, and then a hurry-up through what should be drawn out. <br />
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I feel a little guilty about saying this because I'm lousy at my own plots and if I only had skill in that discipline I wouldn't have to write about me-me-me all the time. But I think she could learn something from reading The Return of the King. And it feels like fear rather than lack of talent. And there she is, making a gazillion dollars despite these problems because somehow the story is really compelling.<br />
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I'm pissed off that my mind candy is done. I read <em>The Book of Life</em> on Kindle and flipped to some research after finishing, only to gag at the cloyingness of some forward to a book about 20th century popes and their relationships to the Virgin Mary. Should I read BOF again? Would I like it more?<br />
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I WANT MY CANDY!!!<br />
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I also want to work, which is why I'm at least writing my blog, and I want to hear from Dar, who is or isn't dead on the streets, and I want him to go away and leave me to get over him some more. And I want to go to Copenhagen and get a juicer and I think there's room for a pony in the Bat Cave if it wears a diaper.<br />
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Ha! The co-op board, in its un-wisdom about dogs, put a size restriction on future canines. Daisy is grandfathered in. But there's nothing in the bylaws about ponies and I could save a lot of subway fare...<br />
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God. It's not quite 1.30 in the afternoon and something is stirring in me at the same time that time feels like t-i-m-e. I am restless to be absorbed. It's very hard to become absorbed when one is restless unless it's to escape self. I'd like to avoid that today -- such a lovely empty day -- but I don't know if I have the strength.<br />
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But I just made breakfast. Maybe that will help. Maybe someone will find something to relate to in here and compliment me, which I seem also to be hungry for. Oi! I should go buy flowers or really cook something for dinner or go to Pinterest with a vengeance.<br />
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Or work on the rosary proposal. After I eat. After I do dishes. After I.......Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-64515194036626503112014-06-19T10:00:00.000-04:002014-06-19T10:00:08.993-04:00P'sst. Is it safe to come out now?It's been 16 days since the publication of <em><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-sick-frances-kuffel/1117225131?ean=9780425247471" target="_blank">Love Sick</a></em>. I don't troll Amazon often but at last look its ranking was OK and the reviews mixed. The Book Mark Shoppe in Brooklyn was kind enough to have me in to read, mingle and drink wine and I've done a little of this and a little that for promotion. In some ways it seems behind me now, especially because my agent has given me an August 1 deadline to turn in the proposal for the rosary book, which I think I'm calling<em> Oh Me of Little Faith</em>.<br />
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The weeks around launching a book are always fraught. <em>Passing for Thin</em> was months of whirling and<em> Love Sick</em> has been much quieter except that I didn't realize how much of myself I was exposing or how much of my past I was reopening -- old wounds and all that. <br />
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That's what I want to try to talk about today and it's complicated and I woke up in a state of high anxiety so I'm doing this under the influence of Klonopin, which was the right decision because otherwise I would have spent the morning in the bathroom.<br />
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Someone on Amazon knocked a star off her review because I made such poor choices of men in the book, starting with Dar who is 10+ years younger than I.<br />
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I'd like to say that if I was good at appropriate choices and behavior, I'd be thin, have many more books published, would not be on a see-saw of depression and anxiety, would have more money and I don't know what else. My life has kind of been about a series of inappropriate decisions and actions. Further, having missed out on the socialization of dating in my teens through my early forties, I don't know that much about men or dating. Worse than that is the fact that I'm way immature for my age. I don't, emotionally, feel 57. I feel about 40. Maybe. It's hard to argue with an emotional maturity that I should be dating guys my own age with concerns and preoccupations I have no experience of -- children, grandchildren, careers, owning things like homes, boats, golf clubs. I gravitate toward men who are still creating themselves because I'm still creating myself and haven't gotten very far.<br />
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Someone else felt the book is unfocused. Maybe it is. But it seems to me, after rereading for various reasons, that it centers pretty clearly on the search for good-enough, which is exhausting and which is as much about being one's own best date as being girlfriend material. I was forced to look hard at the men in my life, how they brought me to the age of 53 when I started the book, and who I am in relation to people in general.<br />
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Those are the only points-off reviews I've read at this point and I'm not spinning in my chair to go read other reviews.<br />
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More important than how people read my book or expected me to be a grown-up, is the fall-out of the book. So far, no one is mad at me -- or they haven't said so. Will, who I met in first grade and whom I dedicated the book to, loved it. So did Dar.<br />
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I could have lived without that last information. It so happens, however, that Dar was in a depression that, he said, made him identify with every line and every up or down in the book. He read beyond himself and into me. <br />
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And that, my friends, is like a knife wound in the gut.<br />
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We had -- I hope/fear "had" is the right tense -- a two-week email back-and-forth in which both of us were depressed, tending to open up, waspish, complimentary in the right ways. It was stupid of me to answer his email but, frankly, when I first did I was tipsy on champagne cocktails consumed in celebration of the publication. Later curiosity led me into the chambers of the heart where I never belonged. I flirted. It felt like he was flirting. He's wrestling the Black Dog and if he was leaking bits of that unholy state with me, I felt I had to be there for him. I also know that we became friends when he needed me, that I've always made friends when people were in need. It creeps me out about myself, not because I contribute to their darkness or try to prolong it for myself, but because...well, it's nice to make friends in equal daylight.<br />
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It's been about 48 hours since I've heard from him on a trivial matter that required a one-word response. <br />
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I've been chanting to myself, "He's not in love with you, he's not in love with you" and actually praying that he'll feel better and forget about me again. It will hurt -- it does hurt -- but being busy with work, school, family, friends in his own life will give me a brick wall to start retreating from. And as painful as that is, at least I have 50 years of practice doing it.<br />
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The weird thing is, though, that Dar has a gift for friendship that no one else I know has. Will and I text once or twice a week. I rarely hear from Kevin any more. I speak to one friend each weekday morning when I walk her dog. Even Eric, a.k.a. the Boy from Connecticut, who, before the book came out, I decided to try to be friends with again and have pretty well succeeded (it still hurts but he's crazy in love with a woman I can only shake my head at and grant him to honor of finally having outdone himself in his own bad choices), is only as present as girlfriend and work allow.<br />
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So there's a new regret over Dar, this aspect of him that, with the black dog panting hotly on his chest, could get it together to ask how I was feeling.<br />
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And I don't know what to do. I don't know anything. And I loved him. And it's as tempting as white cake.Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-86854888850969353452014-05-11T11:29:00.001-04:002014-05-11T11:36:19.446-04:00Dear Mom:Five years ago you were on the verge of falling into your last days. What a horrible summer that became, more for us than for you, luckily. The actual fall that accelerated your decline also dimmed your memory. At lunch you couldn't remember breakfast. I'm grateful for that. By the end, maybe, when you approached your next painful sip of oxygen, you couldn't remember how much the breath you just took had hurt.<br />
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It's to my sort of Platonic ideal of you as Mom that I'm writing to, though. <br />
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In that ideal, the pain in your last years and months must be an awareness but not an actuality. You'd walked your own parents and your sister through the ends of their lives so you knew what was coming. You were a good daughter and sister, and a good mother.<br />
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I know that if you were on earth in your Platonic ideal, you'd have worried a lot about me in the last five years. I've had some tough times, one step back for every two step forward. I'm about the same weight you saw me last, maybe a little smaller, and my antidepressant dosages keep going up. But my debts have gone down. Daisy has gotten louder and more critical of everything on the street, but she has the same old energy chasing a ball and she's a fantastic nurse when I'm sick or can't get out of bed. You did good when you picked her out for me.<br />
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I still live in the Bat Cave but it has a lot less <i>stuff</i> in it -- in fact, it's a perfect day today to keep taking books out to leave on walls in the hopes that someone else wants to read Faulkner. I certainly don't and I've given up on being the sort of smarty-pants who does.<br />
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I finished a novel yesterday that I would have passed on to you -- <i>I Thought You Were Dead</i>. I didn't think the human relationships were all that great but the relationship between the protagonist and his old dog was amazing and I can't stop crying about it. I'd have warned you before giving it to you but I know you would have liked it a lot.<br />
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Dad is fine. He's the same old piss-and-vinegar codge who lives on his own planet. He finally let me alphabetize his CDs this winter (and donate a LOT of them: you would have been shocked) and he spent about two months listening to Chopin from beginning to end. It would have annoyed you. He's kind of in love with someone -- well, you know her well and if in some ways you might have disliked his choice, I am glad because she goes back such a long way that it's like having a bit of you in our lives. It's a long distance relationship now. They'll never see each other again. But it helped him get through whatever he didn't tell us about losing you.<br />
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I've written two more books since you died, the one you knew about and another one, which I'm glad you can't read. It's rated R. Dad asked for a bunch of copies to give away at the senior apartment complex where he's living and I'm blushing at the thought. One is designated for Fr. Max, if you can believe it.<br />
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And now I'm waffling about getting going on a book about the rosary. I know, I know: you were never much for the rosary and mostly thought Mary was a nice icon, an inroad on the patriarchy. I'm finding it hard to round up the kind of Catholics who don't believe birth control is a sin but who say the rosary. The semi-renegades. I need to do more research.<br />
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Maybe on Craig's List.<br />
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Ha ha. That was a joke, Mom. Craig's List is<br />
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Oh, never mind.<br />
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But we have a new pope, Mom. Rat-singer, the old Nazi, retired. This one is a puzzle. He's warm, simple, charismatic, anti-capitalist, forgiving. He's also enlisting more exorcists and he hasn't put the Pietá up for sale. But I have some new hope for the Church.</div>
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I have some new hope for me, too, Mom. I fell into something. It involves getting the word out about books and healthy living (excuse me while I go have a cigarette: yes, Mom. I know, Mom.) It pays well and I'm getting more work. I think I'm succeeding because of my writing talent and because I'm pretty nice as an online presence.</div>
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Never mind. It's good and has to do with computers.</div>
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I've been estranged from hope for so long that the relief of thinking about things I want and want to do without having to tell myself to shut up is like champagne. I'm working like a dog but I like it and I have a real desire to do well in it. I haven't felt that way about my occupations, except around my writing, since I was in university and graduate school. It feels like falling up.</div>
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I've backed off sugar and wheat again, although I'm not doing meetings and stuff. Yeah, I know. I'll try. But I have reasons for wanting to lose weight for the first time in years and it's not about looking better. I want to travel, Mom. I want to go to Fatima. Can you imagine the gift shops?</div>
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OK, I'm all cried out now. I need a cigarette for real this time. I think about you every day, Mom. Miss you.</div>
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I greatly enjoyed it. I'm giving away any books I know I'll never get around to reading or whose transportation costs when I can finally leave this In-Life Purgatory known as New York City for a real destination are not worth my while. I kept the Dickens because there are so many characters to keep track of that I always write down each new name and the page it first appears on the fly leaves -- hard to do on Kindle. I kept my beloved Trollope. I found I could not recycle <i>Anna Karenina</i>, which has so many notes in it from having read and written about it so many times that no one would want it. I'm sorry, Kim, but Iris Murdoch is destined for another home.<br />
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On Tuesday I took a hammer to that sloping bookcase and carted the pieces out to the curb. The dust behind it was frightening. Mostly I sweep up dog hair but this was imploded grit. I was filthy and sweating and happy by the time I got the carnage onto the street and stacked up the remaining books I wasn't sure where I should place them. I was able to move a little "furniture" (almost nothing in my apartment qualifies as Furniture) and there is a sense of lightness I haven't felt since I was fired from my last full time job. <br />
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It took another two days to figure out what else I wanted where -- any collector of books knows how organization is both essential and idiosyncratic -- and I now have almost all my books in shelves except for a pile of medieval history I have to make major decisions about. This is not to say that I've organized myself completely, only that what I've figured out is done.<br />
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I actually have gaps in my shelves. I could actually shelve the medieval history pile and decide its fate later.<br />
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So I was feeling pretty good about that, although my bank balance was worrying me.<br />
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Today the sense of mission with the books has worn off. My shoulders ache in addition to all the other aches. Today I've desultorily looked up some factoids regarding the rosary and have not goofed off but that sense of mission is gone.<br />
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At least, I hoped this morning as I went over my gratitudes, I'll have money to put in the bank.<br />
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And I will, but not from the dogs who pulled me down and busted my face. I had to go back to walking them because I need the money. I am scared of the jackal of the two, who bit me when I put his leash on and is aggressive to all dogs and some people. I'm still scared when I hook his leash to his choke collar. I pull it around to the top of his neck and get the hell away from his mouth as soon as possible. I walk the pair looking all ways to make sure we can steer clear of other dogs or so that I can hook them to a fence if a meeting is inevitable. I'm usually shaking when I leave their building twice a day.<br />
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My inner lip will never heal from the fall they caused.<br />
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They are two weeks overdue in paying me. That check, due today, would allow me to pay my rent without dipping into savings. I'm going to have to dip into savings. <br />
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And somehow, when I saw the empty invoice envelope when I leashed them up this morning, I nearly broke down.<br />
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Maybe I'm tired -- it's been a physically demanding week and all of yesterday's walks were performed in a stinging winter rain. I think, though, it has more to do with financial fear and, by extension, fear of the rest of my life.<br />
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Combined with a profound disappointment that my clients haven't paid me that makes me think of the disappointment I feel about certain declared intentions not having been performed and, worst of all, the silence from someone I considered my best friend and partner in crime. I -- we -- had planned a future but this continuing silence makes me feel it will not happen. If I have a Plan B, it consists of begging my other best and longest friend for a job that we treat as a joke.<br />
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Either of those men are like family to me, the brothers in sensibility I didn't have. I love my actual brother[s] -- I hugely enjoy my living brother and his children and wife are actually among my best friends -- so this is not an insult. But these friends are the men who like to shop, who understand a collection of dinner china, who, each in their own way, gets the who of the who of me.<br />
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I have a constant fear of being Too Much for people. Too needy. Too depressed. Too loud. Too dependent. Too fat.<br />
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I have a competing constant fear of being Not Enough. Not smart enough. Not sympathetic enough. Not successful enough. Not pretty enough. Not important enough. Not disciplined enough. Not enough of the enough that other people seem to carry with them.<br />
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And I'm sure sometimes (like now) I am exactly accurate in my fears. I can't gauge this. I do know, however, that I also make myself as small as possible when the Enoughs loom as the reason for not hearing from someone. I stop asking to be heard, to talk, to be in touch. I figure that, at best, they need space.<br />
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It's hard to wrap my mind around the idea that, maybe, I could be of actual use to friends in difficult times or that my friends -- my bestest friends -- maybe sort of owe me a hello or a goodbye.<br />
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I don't know what I'm owed or what I deserve. I don't know how to figure it out. I think I've written before that obesity is a harsh mistress. It taught me to always expect me to be last. When I lost weight, thinness taught me to fake not assuming last place. When my fraud was exposed, I gained weight again.<br />
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So a missing $300 has brought me to a place where I am both blogging <i>and</i> crying because one future has dropped me (<u><b>me</b></u>: my sense of humor, my taste, my hard work, my generosity, my utter faith in and admiration of them, my prayers, my intelligence, my best clothes, my sense that anything I have is theirs, including my family) and the other future is a joke.<br />
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I know I deserve to be paid. I know some other professional promises will be upheld later rather than sooner but will come to pass. But I am disappointed in my friends and scared of borrowing from myself and scared of not having a future. <br />
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Hunh. Borrowing from myself.<br />
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Isn't that what silent friends, family, lovers, co-workers and all the other close relations in our lives, force us to do?Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-23002467825544684212014-04-26T12:29:00.002-04:002014-04-26T12:29:57.682-04:00ReelingOK, Facebook friends, I won't stop blogging.<br />
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I failed to fulfill my Lenten promise of a blog a day by a long shot but I fell down dead in Holy Week.<br />
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It started, really, on Palm Sunday, when I didn't go to Mass, but it became foul the next day when my church held a day of reconciliation in the afternoon and evening.<br />
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I didn't go. I got "busy" or I couldn't ignore the brick in my chest or the fear of telling my darkest shames in my stomach. I decided there would be confession another day that week.<br />
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Of course there was not.<br />
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And my soul felt -- feels -- grimy. There are things I have done I have to admit I hate myself for. But the worst sin, the one that makes amends impossible, is my hopelessness. If I did everything right -- pay off my debts, save money, get another book contract, lose weight -- so what? I do not anticipate anything. I don't often feel I have present tense friends. I don't believe in heaven and I've mostly lived in hell. Sometimes this is despair but mostly it's an absence of desire or faith in the future. <br />
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Given that, why do I care about the few reparations I owe? <br />
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That was with me as Holy Week progressed without me. I couldn't take Communion in that state and if I can't take Communion, I'm not in step with the Church, not part of it, not even betraying it.<br />
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It's a week later and I am simply tired. My nutrition has been miserable and I think I tried so hard to jolly myself along in the last couple of months that I exhausted myself. Right now it seems I am better off in My Other Life, where we are on a numbers quest that I am the only one who can do the footwork to achieve.<br />
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Is this true? Yes and no.<br />
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I forget that I've been having some fun tracking down my childhood in starting a <a href="http://www.pinterest.com/franceskuffel/">Pinterest</a> site for myself. That I was able to listen to a friend who has a worry and have tried, at least, to distract her with tour books for Venice and Florence and a possible joint trip. And someone called me today simply to witness me saying out loud that I don't know what is wrong with me right now. Simply saying it out loud to that particular person lifted the cloud enough to brush my teeth and walk Daisy to the bank. We even dropped a handful of Henry James novel on a stoop (I can download James on my Kindle: serious space made in my bookcases) and was amused to see that someone had spread them all out and was photographing them as we returned from our little outing. Was it the irony of <i>The Golden Bowl</i>, <i>What Masie Knew</i>, <i>The Americans</i>, <i>The Bostonians</i> in this neighborhood that looks like pure Henry James? What made them photo-worthy?<br />
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So there are two parts of me, one of tiredness and need (I need to be writing; I need to be getting healthier) and OKness, presence and upliftable-ness. <br />
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I'm sure this is everyone's quandary, to some extent or with other polarities, so I'm putting it out there as part of the general human condition. <br />
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But I desperately need some time in the confessional and on my knees.Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-53826426116226513592014-04-17T09:18:00.003-04:002014-04-17T09:18:20.554-04:00Hello. Allow Me to Introduce MyselfI've been out of pocket, failing at my Lenten promise for days because I got involved in starting my own social media factory for Love Sick. It meant combining two sitting duck Twitter accounts which were linked to email addresses I no longer had passwords for, then re-following followers who are still active and tracking down new people to follow. It has wholly absorbed me from Saturday afternoon to yesterday, leaving me sore and wondering if I was going to throw a clot from sitting in the same position for twelve hours at a stretch.<br />
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So I'm sorry, guys, and I'm sorry, Jesus, if you're there.<br />
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I'll Tweet this post so I think it's time to introduce myself in more than 160 characters.<br />
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I was born, raised and earned BAs in English and religious studies in Missoula, Montana. I went to Catholic school -- St. Anthony's -- so I have a thing about nuns, shame and plaid. Lately I've had a lot of spring hymns running through my mind.<br />
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I went to graduate school in creative writing at Cornell. Several famous writers were in my cohort. We were best friends. We are not friends any more.<br />
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I've had a long life of obesity. In a 12-step program I lost 188 pounds and wrote a book that did well: <i>Passing for Thin</i>.<br />
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Then I gained a bunch back and wrote a book that was called<i>Angry Fat Girls</i> in hardcover, promptly remainedered, and <i>Eating Ice Cream with My Dog</i> in paperback. Please buy it because I have $95,000 of the advance yet to earn out.<br />
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When you have that much unearned advance you are lucky to get another book deal, even at a serious reduction in advance. That book, <i>Love Sick</i>, publishes this June 6. It's a funny, harrowing story of trying to get over Mr. Friends with Benefits. I have and haven't succeeded in doing that. <br />
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In between Cornell and <i>Passing for Thin</i> I was a literary agent. I wasn't very good because I was cautious about advances that wouldn't earn out. I didn't listen to my own lesson. Also, my bosses and I were at loggerheads all of the time.<br />
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You'll learn a lot about me if you read those three books. Right now, I'm beginning work on a proposal about saying the rosary for a year. I'm not a good Catholic but it's the only thing that sticks. Why would I do such a project? Because I live in despair, which is a sin, and because I have few trustworthy relationships. I'd like to build one with, um, God.<br />
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So here's what you really need to know about me:<br />
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<li>I walk some dogs and do social media for some people.</li>
<li>I suffer from dysthemic depression, anxiety and borderline agoraphobia.</li>
<li>I don't believe in heaven but I do believe in hell.</li>
<li>I am left of left politically. I have insurance because of Barack Obama. Thank you, Barack.</li>
<li>I grew up with Labradors. Now I am owned by one, Daisy. She has Tourette's Syndrome and Joan Rivers-envy and can be a real asshole. She's my best friend and has saved my life.</li>
<li>I live in the crappy studio apartment with no natural light. I call it the Bat Cave.</li>
<li>I'm a Daddy's Girl. My father is 96, in his right mind mostly, still interested in physics, blind, blunt and hilarious.</li>
<li>I'm really fat. I hate it. I think I need to make peace with it because it is the metaphor, as it were, for hating my self. And I don't deserve to hate my self.</li>
<li>My self is slothful, envious, angry, without much hope. My self is funny, smart, sees things and has a big vocabulary. It is generous.</li>
<li>I like Bach best.</li>
<li>I like Victorian novels, World War II, anything about the Renaissance, 18th and 19th century Europe.</li>
<li>I'm a terrible housekeeper and I am owned by too many things.</li>
<li>Lately I'm obsessed by <i>House, M.D</i>.</li>
<li>I'm lonely.</li>
<li>I don't bathe as much as I should.</li>
<li>I'm trying to pay off what started out as about $28,000 in debt. I've cut that by about half.</li>
<li>I hold grudges. I don't get over men I've loved. Menopause and Prozac prevent me from being very interested in intimacy however.</li>
<li>I spent summers, until nine years ago, on Flathead Lake in Montana. I'm afraid to go back there because it was the best place.</li>
<li>If I had lots of money I would travel. By myself. I don't like museums.</li>
<li>I'm also afraid of my hometown. All the bodies are buried there.</li>
<li>I miss my mom, my Uncles Norbie and Connie and my Aunt Claire. A lot.</li>
<li>I'm adopted. This is a complex and icky way to start life.</li>
<li>I'm nostalgic for large parts of my childhood.</li>
<li>I have never read Finnegan's Wake. I've never finished Moby Dick, Ulysses. I like Tolstoy better than Dostoevsky. I get frustrated reading Yeats, Shelley, Pound. I don't understand a word of it.</li>
<li>I used to feel that way about Emily Dickinson, but I grew into her. That doesn't mean I read her though.</li>
<li>I don't watch TV except for occasional reality TV binges when I'm really sick or really depressed.</li>
<li>I don't know what <i>Mad Men</i>, <i>Game of Thrones</i> or any other cool TV is.</li>
<li>I make annual donations to Planned Parenthood, Macular Degeneration, University of Montana, Spirit Animal, Democratic party, public radio and television.</li>
<li>I miss the friends I've alienated. Every day and achingly.</li>
<li>I'm probably as close to my cousins as I am to my sibling.</li>
<li>I'm tired of New York.</li>
<li>I'm scared of when Daisy will die.</li>
<li>I've been living on peanut butter and macaroni and cheese because it's cheap and because I need to get my kitchen sink fixed.</li>
<li>I'm in trouble for not having cleaned out the washer and dryer well enough and leaving dog hair behind.</li>
<li>I'm 57. I smoke.</li>
<li>I think I will not smoke from tonight until Sunday morning, in observance of the arrest - resurrection of the Christ I don't like very much.</li>
<li>Blogging gets me in trouble at least once a year. It happened recently. And yes, I know it was you who left the nasty anonymous comment. And I know you are at the heart of the snarl.</li>
<li>There are Rules of Etiquette for walking dogs. They involve crossing the street when one person has one dog and the other two or more, letting dogs decide who they want to meet and not bothering dog walkers. I wish these rules were observed, as well as cleaning up dog shit.</li>
<li>I intensely dislike 98% of the privileged spoiled princes and princesses and their mothers and nannies in this neighborhood. Sometimes I hope they would get hit by cars.</li>
<li>I am passive aggressive in the streets.</li>
<li>I am nice to doormen, clerks, cab drivers, maintenance people.</li>
<li>If I have money and you need money, I will give it to you.</li>
<li>All I really ever want to do is go back to bed and hide.</li>
<li>I speak really bad Italian and German, and worse French. I'm better when I'm drunk but I don't drink much any more.</li>
<li>You'd probably like me if we met.</li>
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Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-66412479985174779472014-04-12T18:27:00.000-04:002014-04-12T18:27:28.526-04:00Poopy Barbie and Special IntentionsI did a radical thing today: I fulfilled my self-promise to go to Mass and the rosary at 8 a.m. this morning. By myself. Too early for drugs. Sober.<br />
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It was nice, especially because Saturday morning is so sparsely attended that Fr. King asked if there were additional special intentions. Without thinking, I asked for prayers for the painless peaceful deaths of those awaiting death. Right now I am several degrees removed from three hospice situations, one of which is someone I know. I hate the idea of the pain these men are suffering, and of the suffering their loved ones feel because of it. <br />
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And saying the rosary out loud -- ! I don't think I've said the rosary with people since grade school. It's a somewhat more elaborate rosary than the script I use, with prayers for vocations, to St. Michael, St. Gertrude and the long litany it would be dumb to say alone. The voices together felt strong. On the other hand, my script breaks each mystery down and I read and meditate on it in a way that is intellectually more satisfying than the group's nominal attention to the mysteries. But there is something comforting and distinctly NON-intellectual about saying it as a group that is also good.<br />
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I had a credit for books from Amazon and ordered a couple of research items. They arrived in good time but, not needing the books immediately, I didn't open them. I was astonished when I did because one was a gift from someone I really don't know well, Poopy Barbie. <br />
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OK, the real name is Barbie Potty Training but I like Poopy Barbie better.<br />
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I've been fighting the blues -- am fighting them -- taking one step back for every two steps forward (after church I collapsed into House, natürlich, and rose from my non-life only to walk Daisy, which ended up being a social event because everyone is out on the lovely day. Poopy Barbie dropped into my life like a feather from an angel wing -- or, more aptly, a feather from Divine's boa.</div>
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So thank you Divine/Angel. Barbie is not going to be unboxed but she stands guard at the foot of my bed. And I feel like somehow I belong to something, although I'm not sure what.</div>
Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-1065303741593859312014-04-11T19:19:00.005-04:002014-04-11T19:21:55.114-04:00Goodbye, SlateI couldn't stand the obsessing any more. I borrowed $150 from my dream stash and paid off my Slate card today. I'd showered in the morning but felt like I'd run five miles by the time I got back from the bank.<br />
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I also discovered I paid my New York State taxes twice. It will take sixty - ninety days to refund the second check.<br />
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All the elevators were wonky today. It took forever to pick up and drop off dogs.<br />
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I made dinner tonight and it was bloody awful.<br />
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One of my clients had a realtor's brochure on the kitchen counter.<br />
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Another of my clients is in hospice out of state. One of my very favorite people in Brooklyn with the most marvelous stories. I pray he is not in pain and I mourn not being able to say goodbye, although I sort of did in a short visit when he was here last month.<br />
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I have a bad feeling about everything but I'm going to try to go to Mass in the morning. It's followed by a rosary. "Reconciliation" is going on all afternoon -- the sacrament I still call confession. I should go but I don't where to begin.
I wish we'd have a big thunder storm.<br />
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Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-67008717692637685482014-04-10T19:54:00.001-04:002014-04-10T19:54:26.200-04:00Yellow Dog vs. Black DogI binged last night. I took Daisy out well after sleeping meds had kicked in and the baked goods at Gristides all had my name on them.<br />
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I got up with heartburn and a limp will. I had luckily already done a lot of my social media work for today so I asked a friend to take out my first dog and went back to bed. I woke at 11.30, ashamed and defeated for the day. Peeing felt like an impossible task. I had no idea how I would get through the day I was obligated to let alone had made promises to.<br />
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But I did, somehow, at least as far as the obligations went. I have a load of laundry going, so I will have fulfilled one part of a promise to myself. I'm in a bleak mood. I haven't said the rosary in days although I've managed to keep up the blog of my Lenten obligation. I've jollied myself through weeks of financial fear and trying to write and trying to be upbeat here wherever I could fake it and I'm fucking exhausted with it. The cool sunny spring day mocked me. Wherever I went, my nemesis seemed to be a half a block away. It's left me feeling angry, resentful, scared, ashamed, slothful, disgusting, unworthy, failed and afraid I'm heading for the dark place.<br />
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I could whine some more but I need to thank Daisy. She slept soundly until I staggered from bed, had some coffee and brushed my teeth and got dressed. It was closer to noon when I finally gave her her first walk. She's an amazing nurse and seemed to know she had to suck it up this morning while I had my breakdown.<br />
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A friend recent got a CPAP machine for sleep apnea. It made me wonder: does Daisy stand growling softly at me in the middle of the night because she's a pill, an attention-hog or because I've stopped breathing? This behavior has been going on for a year or two -- she growls, I wake up and invite her into bed, and she settles down quickly. It can happen three times a night. I sleep on a futon on the floor. There's no reason for her to do this unless she needs love or needs to know I'm alive.<br />
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When I had the flu in February, she slept so close to me I didn't have access to the blankets. Who takes care of whom here?<br />
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In any case, I came in from my few dog walks, did a little work for the Other Side of My Life, and crawled back into bed until it was time to walk and feed her. And yes, we crossed paths with someone I would rather not have seen. I think there are three people in this neighborhood I feel that way about, so my sadness and uglier emotions are on high tonight.<br />
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I really want this other social media thing to come through. I want to pay my debts. I can't bargain with God for it, as I've written before, because my faith is too weak to survive the disappointment. But I have promised that if it happens, I'll take a Tae Kwon Do class and go to the rosary at the church on Saturday morning. I won't let a deeper submersion in working from home an excuse to retreat further from the world.<br />
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I'll even get Daisy to the dog run, where she can best be herself after being so good to me.<br />
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And for now, a load of laundry -- enough for clean pants and underwear -- is in the dryer and I have time to say the rosary.Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-59213266712361001352014-04-09T20:58:00.000-04:002014-04-09T20:58:01.276-04:00SpringToday was scary. I had to walk to dogs who have moved down to the Brooklyn Waterfront, where I have managed never to go, who live in a new and complicated building. Knowing I then had to go walk Donald, an 18-month-old Lab/Great White Pyrenees who is aggressively friendly, I took a Klonopin to deal with my fear of leaving my narrow safety zone, a new place and a dog who can drag one across three states in search of a butter-stained napkin or friendly teenager. The pill didn't seem to kick in until <i>after</i> the walks however and the afternoon was lethargic as a result.<br />
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I love going new places, once I'm there. The waterfront walk introduced me to a building, once a Jehovah's Witness warehouse, that is now uber-luxurious. Gyms on every floor. A concierge desk for laundry and dry cleaning. The halls feel like hotels. In the lobby, a mother was giving her toddler a bottle while her tablet played "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands". Incessantly. On my way in on my way out with the dogs, on our way in, on my way up to the hill. Lots of kids in that building, I think: there are two brand new colorful crowded playgrounds for the very young just up the walkway from the building.<br />
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The view of Manhattan at East River level was amazing; the view up Brooklyn Heights up the hill was fascinating. It was a long expedition to make $20, but I've got to take Daisy down there.<br />
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Tomorrow is domestic. Laundry, clean the bathroom, fool around with the Liquid Plumber and, especially, the plastic snake that came with it.<br />
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I'd like to have a kitchen again. I'm tired of living on peanut butter.<br />
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None of these things will help clean out the chaos but I'll at least know there are some clean places in my apartment. I'm broke enough that I jokingly asked my father if he'd buy me a new PC. He said yes and none too soon: I'm working on Windows XP here and I want to take some theology courses from Notre Dame which require a microphone. This will mean clearing off my desk and cleaning under and around it, so I have another cleaning project to come up.<br />
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All of this is good. I was able to look up a few questions inspired by the rosary: what exactly is the "rapture of divine love," for instance. That means I did something toward the proposal and/or book. I've hit the heavy slogging through my friend's book, which is invaluable information: I know where the problems are.<br />
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Such are the small events of my life. Twelve days of looking for something to say left. I feel like I'm stretching but Klonopin may not help that -- I'm calm today. I wonder what I missed by not having my usual crisis...Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-22838620825854634422014-04-08T18:56:00.001-04:002014-04-08T18:56:09.978-04:00All About Me<div align="center">
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<tr> <td><b>Extroversion</b> (44%) moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and private.<br />
<b>Accommodation</b> (70%) high which suggests you are overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense too often of your own individual development (martyr complex).<br />
<b>Orderliness</b> (50%) medium which suggests you are moderately organized, structured, and self controlled while still remaining flexible, varied, and fun.<br />
<b>Emotional Stability</b> (38%) moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.<br />
<b>Inquisitiveness</b> (76%) high which suggests you are very intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.</td> </tr>
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Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-24042027653537969332014-04-07T19:27:00.001-04:002014-04-07T19:27:00.922-04:0013 Days Until EasterYesterday was a day of rest. No blog. Not a lot of anything except digging into an editing project that will be quickly done, I think.<br />
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I'm not sure, but I think Sundays are not counted in the forty days of Lent, so I'll call it a draw.<br />
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Lassitude has set in, maybe sloth, probably acedia, which is the Latinate form of the Deadly Sin most commonly called sloth. I read a few pages of Katherine Norris's memoir of the same same every once in a while but the book is so on the mark I have to put it down quickly. Few other books have affected me that way. <i>The Noonday Demon</i>, which I finally put out on the street yesterday for someone either stronger or equally hapless. <i>Naked Lunch</i> made me dream in Naked Lunchese but with which I did not identify. Now <i>Acedia</i>, which is very close to home. On a good day I can make it to 7 pm before it sets in, on a bad day I can't make it past 10 a.m. Acedia is sloth with despair mixed, or futurelessness. A heavy dose of ennui.<br />
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A hairball of pointlessness. <br />
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Good thing I have this editing project. A friend has interest from a literary agent and had very specific comments and questions. I coached her through her response to the agency -- no, <u>don't</u> ask them questions about what they mean: if they wanted an open dialogue with you they would have signed you with the understanding that you'd revise, and yes, <u>do</u> tell them you'll turn it around in a month. Having cut off her hopes that they'd coach her through, I then felt I had to read it so I could help. It's a good book. Very smart with some cliff-hangers. But as always, I want to scream that the words <i>just</i>, <i>very</i>, <i>all</i>, <i>so</i>, <i>then</i> be banished from the written word. If you've said your character is in Brussels two paragraphs ago, you don't need to name the city again for ages.<br />
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Free help to anyone who wants to at least know where to start cleaning up their prose.<br />
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So I'm doing that, and about to go walk a dog in the rain, oh joy. What made me happiest yesterday was putting out a stack of books to give away and see them taken and reading my friend's novel. Today I pulled more books to give away and read another 50 pages before going to <i>House</i>, my acedia stall.<br />
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I'm not worried at my mood but I'm disappointed in it. I'd like to be on fire with writing and I'm not. I also know that I'm not because I'm scared to death. I wish I was the kind of person who could admit fear, admit to being frozen and go take a shower.<br />
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But I haven't even done that.Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-59507357703437618852014-04-05T17:58:00.001-04:002014-04-05T17:58:20.083-04:00Shopping vs. Buying vs. WritingToday, after two days of hiding from it, I began the formal proposal for the rosary book. The six pages I thumped out in three hours may be the easiest if dullest part of the proposal: the nuts and bolts of the rosary in terms a non-Christian or non-Catholic would understand. I had to explain things I take for granted -- the descent of the Holy Spirit and his gifts -- briefly and unemotionally. This is not the place to be any more clever than clear, cadenced writing requires.<br />
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Still, it was writing something that will be part of Something, which is, I'm afraid, different than blogging, here or for <i>Psychology Today</i>. Once embarked, I was no longer crossing something off my list. I was gone, in the zone, that place where even though I had eight Google windows open, the most self-conscious I got was when I couldn't immediately come up with a synonym for "misfortune" and had to open another window.<br />
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It was wonderful.<br />
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When I go into hiding, I also lose a lot of awareness but it's different. I'm know time is passing, I'm determined to burrow further into my escape -- into <i>House</i> or the <i>New Yorker</i> or a book -- I am passive in a way that writing is not. Writing is stenography. I write down what I am given. Reading or watching TV or playing mah jongg is giving up my end of the conversation. That determination to lose myself takes work. Once I get into writing, it's not work. It's an open channel.<br />
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Until I don't know what to do next or my motor runs down. A kind of tiredness comes on: ideas are harder to come by, I find myself staring at the screen. That's when it's time to quit. Every task, every inspiration has its enough point. Three hours is a respectable run for the money.<br />
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I tried to piddle around with social media obligations but I was tired from my shitty chair and of the screen looking at me, measuring me. I decided to go down to Montague Street and run some errands.<br />
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It's a slightly chilly, sunny day, very early spring. Some daffodils are up in sheltered places. Crocuses are wide open in those same sheltered places. People have been filling planters so there are tulips and hydrangea out that are artificially forced. Many people were strolling along Montague, which is the High Street of Brooklyn Heights. I'd brushed my teeth but hadn't bathed or put on clean clothes and I was grateful for the latter because I'm wearing my warmest sweat pants and needed them. The first thing I needed to do was pay my Verizon bill, which takes me almost a block beyond my usual rounds and I realized that unlike me, hunkered down for errands, the people around me weren't consumers, they were shoppers. <br />
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They were in a zone as well, deciding whether they wanted Spanish food or Vietnamese, what color show they liked best, what they wanted for dinner, what they wanted to pack for their kids' lunches next week. <br />
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I think it's only when I travel alone that I become a shopper rather than a consumer. Even in my pre-agoraphobe life, if I went shopping I went buying. When I went to Key Food, I bought the four things I need to get through the day. I chatted with the clerks and I didn't rush, but I didn't shop either.<br />
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I want to say that, financially challenged, this isn't going to change any time soon, but isn't that sort of stupid? A shopper looks for the best apple, thinks about a red versus a yellow pepper, knows that there will be dirty pots and pans. A shopper thinks about what someone else might like or what will look best on their own shopper-self. A consumer grabs and goes. The only shopping I did was to make sure I didn't get spaghetti sauce with mushrooms in it.<br />
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By the time I got home I was tired from my morning, shaky after scratching errands off my list, hungry. For once I'm not second guessing what I wrote, probably because it was like writing the rules of a complicated card game. I'm reading a friend's novel to help with revisions suggested by a literary agent. I have to call my father back. I have this promise of a blog a day to fulfill. I have stuff to do.<br />
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But I feel like I've touched two completely different realities today, one that is active and participatory but silent, and the other also active and participatory but...turned outward, visual. I wasn't imagining much as I wrote but I was fitting facts together in a melodic way. The shoppers were more imaginative, fitting objects together in a music I don't understand.Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15680498.post-30271967195255509832014-04-04T18:11:00.001-04:002014-04-04T18:11:07.875-04:00Why I Do ThisI've gotten a couple of lovely responses to this Lenten project of blogging that have made me consider why I blog at all.<br />
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I started blogging after <i>Passing for Thin</i> was published and Amazon invited authors to blog. It was hugely successful and led to the next book. At some point, however, I began to want to be able to manipulate things -- add links, advertise my other web stuff, post photos, so I left that blog space and started Car on the Hill. If anyone wonders about the title, it's taken from the Joni Mitchell song of the same <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVoWvtvpjLw">title</a>. It's a sad song about waiting for a man to show up, which is an apt description of my life.<br />
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I wonder, if I were a consistent blogger, if I'd be some web cult figure. I don't regret not being one so this is purely speculative.<br />
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It's nice when people say they like my writing or offer consolation for my various nervousnesses, but once in a while someone says I've written about something in a way they have needed to explain it to people in their lives. Sometimes someone says my muddling on gives them courage to muddle on through life with their own demons nipping at their ankles.<br />
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And those are the comments that make me feel OK about what I do here, that maybe I'm even doing a service. <br />
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I worry that I am perfecting my anxiety, fear, obesity, introversion, writer's block, financial precariousness, House addiction, smoking, borderline agoraphobia, regrets and misanthropy for the sake of something to say. I worry that I'm another person yammering on about the last least incident. Readers have, in the past, told me to get over myself and shut up.<br />
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Oh, Lord, if only I could, I just sighed upon writing that sentence.<br />
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I splatter here what I hurl at myself. It seems that sometimes it helps to know one is not alone in that silent dialogue, that everybody fucks up, that other people are weak and insecure. Part of my insecurity, and I'm sure other people have it too, is that I'm a public fool. So thank you to everyone who reads this morass, and thank you especially for letting me know that I'm not alone in the Horrors either.Frances Kuffelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14928021465309402200noreply@blogger.com6